Category: Thailand

Getting a HIV Test In Bangkok

Bangkok HIV test For a 200 baht ($6), anonymous, 60 min HIV test in Bangkok head to Silom MRT or Ratchadamri BTS station, then it’s a 5 min walk to the Thai Red Cross clinic, no appointment required. I wasn’t that worried as it’s difficult to get HIV from heterosexual sex, something like 1 in 1000...

How to Not Be Denied Entry to Thailand

BFS Priority Lane service In the Philippines it’s easy to be a perpetual tourist, you can extend your stay within the country for 3 years at a time, without working there, being married to a local, or being retirement age. Then repeat. Vietnam, Laos & Cambodia are also easy places to live for a young single...

Best Condo in Bangkok / Living in Lower Sukhumvit?

The Trendy condominium I like to do a 50/50 mix of dating and red light nightlife, so the best area of Bangkok for me to live at is around Asok / Nana, somewhere on lower Sukhumvit between Soi 4 to 23. I recently finished a year lease at the Trendy Condominium on Soi 13. Next door are Hyde...

Where to take a Girl on a Date in Bangkok

Dream World Theme park This girl DM’d me because she saw my Line ID on my Thaifriendly profile. That’s an advantage of that dating site (and it’s Philippines version Pinalove, same owner) – it lets you write anything you want in the profile, including your contact details. Sexy outfit AsianDating, FilipinoCupid and ThaiCupid don’t, an admin has to...

Beach Date With a Thai Girl | Koh Lan Snorkelling

Koh Lan Thai girls love to take a trip to the beach so it can be the key to banging a date who’s playing hard to get. Same for the Philippines where the beaches are a bit nicer. Flaky Asian girls might be slow to go to your room or not that interested in a dinner date –...

Pics of Thai Bargirls I’ve…

Nana Plaza has several FB fan pages with pics of the Thai bargirls working there. Occasionally one will pop up on my feed and I’ll think hey I barfined her! 🙂 One of the things that makes Thailand such a great mongering destination is there are entire red light districts set up by and for foreigners, with many gogo...

Tried out Smooci | $70 Bangkok Escort Girl Review

Smooci mobile site You may have noticed a lot of sexpat sites writing about Smooci.com recently. It’s a mobile-friendly website where you check out pics of escorts, book online and she makes her way to your condo or hotel. Stickman did a weekly column about how the service works, and other sites have put up banner ads. AFarangAbroad, SMP, LivingThai,...

10 Types of Girls For Sex in Bangkok | Prices & Locations

Jailbirdz (now Butterflies) Gogo, Soi Nana If you’re a single guy in Bangkok and want to have a good time with some Thai girls, here are 9 easy ways you can bust a nut and where to find them. Try them all and you can really call yourself a sexpat. #1  Escort Girls If you’re on holiday with...

One Month Living in Bangkok for $980

I am not doing very well at reaching my $1,500 a month allowed budget but I guess that is OK. Pattaya came in $350ish under and now Bangkok comes in $500 under. 37 baht ($1) Chicken cashew nut & rice meal @ Terminal 21 food court A few notes, once again I do not count any travel...

Thermae Bar Bangkok – Best Spot to Meet Freelance Thai Prostitutes

One of my favorite nightlife spots in Bangkok is a freelancer pickup bar / coffee house called Thermae. Entrance to Thermae bar & coffee house, Sukhumvit Road Aka ‘the Thermae‘, there’s no barfine, no overpriced drinks, no obligation to buy lady drinks… you just walk in and pick up one of the waiting prostitutes, who line up...

My Optimal Game Plan For Living In Bangkok

I will not be living in Bangkok long term. As I have mentioned I just don’t find Thai girls attractive so it would be silly to live here. Most guys prefer the looks of Thais to Pinays, and I guess this is a good time for me to be in the minority. But Bangkok has a whole...

60 Thailand Tips for Sexpats

This is a random list of Thailand tips geared towards sexpats and mongers like myself. If you have any more questions let me know in the comments and I’ll update this page. Happy holidays! 1. The morning after pill in Thailand is called ‘Madonna’ or ‘Postinor’ ask for one of those brand names in any pharmacy,...

Special Massage in Thailand Prices & Pro Tips

The best value for sex in Thailand is arguably in the smaller massage shops.  They’re all over every city you visit, there are thousands and thousands of women working in them, and most get very few customers. So when they do get a customer they will be willing to go that extra mile and give a special...

My First Soapy Massage in Bangkok – Nataree

One of the things that I was really looking forward to checking out for my loyal readers was a soapy massage (‘ab ob nuad’) in Bangkok. If I was just traveling through Thailand and had no blog to write on I doubt I would pay for one. But I know what the readers want and I...