Tried out Smooci | $70 Bangkok Escort Girl Review
Smooci mobile site
You may have noticed a lot of sexpat sites writing about Smooci.com recently. It’s a mobile-friendly website where you check out pics of escorts, book online and she makes her way to your condo or hotel.
Stickman did a weekly column about how the service works, and other sites have put up banner ads. AFarangAbroad, SMP, LivingThai, ThaiRedcat, Stickboy, basically every Thailand sex blog.
$86 short time
Escort services aren’t allowed to advertise via Adsense or Facebook so their only option is ask bloggers to promote it. NomadPhils got asked to do a post too.
I liked the concept – an Uber for hookers – but thought rather than just writing about it let me actually try it out. I told them ok give me a free hooker and I’ll do a proper Smooci review for you. They agreed.
$94 short time
The most Bangkok girls I have seen on the site at one time is about 50 when I check early evenings around 7pm ish. Smooci tell me they have 150 girls so far though and that it depends what days the girls work – apparently the ads update in realtime based on who’s available.
I keep seeing the same faces though, and so far I’ve only seen about four girls so far that I’d pay. I hope more girls get added over time, which is their plan.
I’m quite picky though and my type is 18-20 year old cute girl next door, fresh off the farm and not many customers yet. I don’t mind if they aren’t that freaky in bed.
Younger petite type
Escort girls tend to be a little bit older (mid 20s and up), more experienced and professional. In theory they give a PSE (porn star experience), can take a pounding in any position and agree to special requests with no complaints – anal, cum in mouth, cum on face, couples, etc.
So if that’s your type or you have a certain fetish you might prefer Smooci. Or if you want a discreet ladyboy escort delivered to your door.
Ordering an escort
You can filter by age and height. Two thirds of girls are in the 24-29 range, then a handful 18-23, 30-35 or 35+. I like petite, short <150cm spinners but there weren’t many of those. Lots of tall curvy girls.
Then by services – A Level (anal), BBBJ, CIM, COF, COB, rimming, and couples.
And you can filter by agency – Bangkok Dreams, Pure Bangkok Escorts, BangkokEscort.com, My Princess Bangkok, EliteBangkokEscorts, Thai Escorts Bangkok, and more.
Basically what Smooci has done is combine all the existing agency girls onto one convenient site with cheaper rates. Which is great but they still need to add more girls.
Eventually they’ll let random freelancers sign up to the site without being attached to an agency.
$58 to pound this ass for an hour
You can also sort by price. The lowest short time (1 hour) price I’ve seen is the 2000 baht one above, not really my type. If this is your type though (mature, sturdy unit, big tits and ass) there are lots like that.
A lot are charging around 2400 – 3000, some 3200 – 3600, and the highest I’ve seen so far 4000.
You can book long time of up to 24 hours… which starts at around 7000 for example:
$200 for 24 hours
Unlike a gogo bar there’s no barfine, lady drinks, etc. and you don’t have to pay for the girls’ taxi. No hidden costs or scams.
Unless you take them out on a date or something, which is another reason some guys hire escorts girls – they handle themselves well and can be your personal tour guide and holiday companion.
For the sex though you only pay the price shown. If at some point in the future girls are able to post an ad for 1000 baht at 3am or something when they’re drunk and horny and haven’t had a customer yet that day… that would be awesome.
Booking an Escort Online
Easy booking process
How it works after you’ve made your choice of escort is you put in your name, telephone, condo, and room number so she can come to your door. Plus any ‘special requests’.
I wrote just call me when you’re downstairs, don’t talk to my condo reception, and the girl did. So it doesn’t really matter about your name and room number you could make something up.
My booking was with MetBangkokEscorts and they have a Pinay manning the phones 😀 She calls you to confirm the booking. I could immediately tell she was Filipina from her accent and ‘Hello Sirrrr…..’
Then you can track where the girl is on a map, and upload a review and rating after the bang. The girl comes alone, not with some male chaperone which sometimes happens in Philippines & Vietnam.
You can also add a rating out of 5 and review for the girl afterwards. Smooci warns and removes girls that always get bad ratings. Individual photos can be rated and commented on too.
Users can hit yes or no to as to whether each of a girl’s 6 photos look like her or not. If photoshop is suspected pics get removed.
My Smooci Experience
I booked a 20 year old for 2450 baht ($70). She looked my type, cute, the fact that she’d set quite a low price also made me think she’d be more relaxed.
I made a 7.30pm booking and everything went smoothly, ‘Oli’ (actually Oil) turned up on time.
Only problem was she looked a lot older. I asked and she said she was 24. Not sure if she realises the ad is wrong, I blame MetBangkokEscorts for that.
Ready to shower
The service was great though, she was smiley and chatty and jumped in the shower with me. No awkwardness. But there rarely is with Thai hookers.
She got a condom out, that’s either a negative if you like rawdog or a positive if you worry about STDs – escort agency girls are less likely to go bareback.
She also had a bit of a belly. The ad did say 57kg but I thought that might be wrong as her pics didn’t look like an undercover fatty.
It turned out they have her weight right but her age wrong, she was probably 20 in the pics but they never updated the age.
Good job this is free
The BBBJ was great – another plus for escorts. Sucked me off for ages deepthroat with a finger up my bum.
Her body was also decent, no stretchmarks, scars, weird growths, etc. and a cleanly shaven pussy. I did her in doggy and she thrust back into my dick with all her weight. Decent enthusiastic bang, no complaints.
Overall I’m excited for Smooci and hope they succeed but at the moment it’s still very much ‘in beta’ phase, not that many girls.
Off to her next booking
The price is in the right ballpark, before Smooci came along Bangkok Escort sites were charging 4000 – 6000 short time. Smooci has halved that.
It could be cheaper though, hopefully in the future prices get even lower as girls compete with each other. Supply and demand.
I’ll be trying out the other hot girls on there to show my support for the concept. I like using Uber as it’s a bit cheaper than normal taxis and I never have to deal with bad service or leave the house.
An escorts app that helps me get hookers delivered to my door cheaply and not have to deal with mamasans & bars / discos has my support too.