Why I Hate Hooker Discos

Hooker discos in the Philippines are some of the most annoying places on the planet. I hate partying and literally have no clue what you are supposed to do in a nightclub.

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I walk in, walk a lap, see the hottest approachable girl and target her. I wait for the right time, go up and say hi and get rejected. I try twice more and go home.

This is how it goes every time. I don’t dress up, and put no effort into gaming them. They’re prostitutes. Gaming them should not be necessary, but in the Philippines at places like HISO and J-Ave you can’t just walk up and take them out. At least I can’t.

I am not one to spend time and energy working on a girl who I am going to pay. That’s retarded.

I just got done with a trip to Mango Square in Cebu which is a mix of working girls and non-working, and there is really no age limit so you need to be careful of who you talk to there.

I rarely go to Mango because I am so bad at discos but from time to time I will go. I scored one freebie girl who was super cute, but said she wouldn’t come back and hang out with me unless I would be her boyfriend. I am still trying for a second visit but am not planning on it because I am not going to lie to her.

Other than that I just get a bunch of girls, then ask them if they want money they say yes and I delete them. The hottest of the hot go into J-Ave and the girls in there basically only want Koreans because they pay them 5000 pesos after buying them drinks all night. Not my style.

Anyways I just got back from a Mango run and this is how the night went.

Stop by IT Park on the way

I stay near IT Park and there’s a jeep that goes right to Fuente Circle which is a 2 min walk to Mango. IT Park is a place that is much more my style to approach girls so I always swing by there before Mango.

I’ve been in IT Park 2 mins when I walk past two 20ish year olds. I stop, wait 30 seconds, run up from behind ‘hey you so cute, I make you this, have a good night’ hand them my number and run off. Easy game.

Then I walk past a coffee shop and as I do there is a table of 5 girls plus 1 guy, and right next to it a table with two girls. One of the two girls looks quite hot but I didn’t get a great view. I come back by and ya she is a solid 8, but as I am walking past the other table is totally locked on staring at me.

I go around the corner and debate, this will be a terribly awkward cold approach to a girl sitting with a friend right next to another table full of girls staring at me. But 8s are hard to find so here we go.

I walk up, feel the 12 eyes from the other table on me, tell her I noticed her when I walked by and she was so cute I had to make her this. She asks what’s this? I say a surprise, she smiles and I tell her have a good night.

Off to Mango

So now I hop on the jeep and make my way to Mango. Right as I arrive there is a sexy curvy girl in a half t-shirt with three friends.

They look like they are about to leave walking toward the taxis: ‘Hey I just walked past you and you are so pretty, do you think I could get your number?’ Her and her friend at the same time: NO.

Nice start. Walk a bit further into Mango and I noticed the cute freebie girl from a month ago. The last time I was here she was here also. She just hangs out outside with her friends and totally cockblocks me. Last time I tried to act like I wasn’t trying to meet girls. This time I didn’t try to hide the fact.hiso-angeles-city-nightclub

See a sexy girl walk out of J-Ave in skimpy clothes but have no approach chance, later I see her as she is about to go back in. I decide to try and hand her my number, she rejects me. 0-2.

I go upstairs by a disco that less hookers frequent, theres a really cute girl by the exit on her phone and her friend is with her. Hand her my number and she actually takes it. OMG SUCCESS AT MANGO!!

Notice a girl in black and white dress as I go back and talk to the cockblocker. Later I see black and white crossing the street with her friend, I go up to her and tell her she is very sexy and ask for her number = rejection. I even try to give her mine = rejection. 1-3 (same girl rejecting me twice doesn’t count as 2)

See a girl in very skimpy black dress going up escalator with a friend. I figure I might as well follow cuz even if she rejects me it’s always nice to be behind a sexy girl in a short dress going up an escalator. Not only does she reject me but I also didn’t get a panty shot. 1-4.

Now I see another girl who is very cute but she is talking with some Filipino guys. I am definitely not going to approach, but she suddenly breaks off with a gf and I swoop in and she takes the number. At this point my allotted time for Mango is up and I leave having gone 2-4.

Back to IT Park

Go back to IT Park, its almost 2am but IT Park is open 24/7 because of the call centers. Within three minutes I see two sexy girls together, can’t decide who to go with…. go for the slightly bigger boobs and she happily accepts the number and gives me a big smile when I tell her to have a nice night.

In IT Park I go 3/3, in Mango I go 2/4, I really am not sure why I even bother with Mango. Of the 10ish times I have gone there I have got the freebie girl, one not that hot pro, one not that hot pro that I didn’t even bang because she had an STD (molluscum) and 1 really hot pro who had a terrible attitude and rejected me the first night I met her.

Somehow I think I actually have more chance of picking up a normal girl in a mall then I do of paying a hooker in a disco. I guess if I just walked up and said I give you 5k they might come, but I’m not a sucker that pays 3x fair value.

As I type this I have received 1 text from one of the 2 girls from Mango (none from IT park) and also got another text from a different girl who happened to be at Mango.

She was at J-Ave but I met her on FilipinoCupid. The last time we texted she got pissed when I asked her if she went with men for money and told me to delete her number.

Now she randomly texts me 3 weeks later and wants to come to my home at 5am. I subtly reminded her how she got mad at me for asking if she wanted money (so she knows I’m not paying) and she says ya she remembers. Living in the Philippines is a rollercoaster.

25 Responses

  1. jspill jspill says:

    I’m confused, you say you don’t want to dress up for working girls, but you say the club has some normal girls, and those are the ones you’re after (you delete numbers of girls that say they want money) – so wouldn’t dressing better improve your chances with the normal ones? Appearance is more important in a nightclub environment than just on the street in IT park

    • Tyler Durden says:

      I agree 100%. You gotta wear something nice man. Dress to impress; otherwise, you’ll keep getting rejected. That holds true anywhere on planet earth. Think about it, do you want to bang a girl that looks sloppy VS a girl that looks well kept? Get your game up, put on some jeans and a collared shirt, and quit being a whiny little bitch (I meant that in the non-harshest way possible).

  2. cap says:

    Do you know why J-Ave deleted their Facebook page?

  3. kick2dante kick2dante says:

    show me a 9, ill put on a collared shirt for her

  4. Clit Eastwood says:

    Great post! Keep them coming!!

  5. Alix says:

    Hi there
    I found your website recently and have noticed a few times that u say there ain’t many really good looking girls there ( only 6s and 7s ! ) and the occasional 8 ! Are you serious ??
    I’ve always thought Philippinas were really cute (obviously not all of them)
    I’m planning my first trip there so guess I will find out for myself in a couple of months,
    Just some of your comments sometimes makes me wonder if u like them at all ! Haha
    But thanks for some great info in your posts , keep it up mate
    Cheers

    • kick2dante kick2dante says:

      ok let me clarify that for ya, to me a 10 is a girl with either a perfect face and very nice body or a perfect body and very nice face, no matter where you are in the world that is going to be hard to come by

      a 9 is a girl that either has a perfect face and pretty good body, perfect body and pretty good face, or very very good face and body……. again how often do you see that combo anywhere?

      for me the vast majority of women (not counting older women, underage, or to fat) fall inbetween the 4-6 range, im probably to lenient on giving girls a 6, and to strict on giving out a 9

      also there is a HUGE difference between how i rank girls now and how i rank girls when i first got to Asia, when you are fresh off the plane everywhere you look there are tan legs and round butts and every girl is an 8 or a 9

      be around the same type of women to long and bust nuts all the time and your requirements get a whole lot stricter, so i am sure when you are here for your trip you will find plenty of them very attractive

      and to add……. i really do love pinays they are so sweet and kind and playful, as far as personalities go you can’t find better imo, even if i bitch a lot and seem like a glass half full guy (cuz i am) they are terrific people

  6. thibault says:

    well, it s a place for being hypocritical about the sex for money trade, but thats a good thing after all. you can have a prostitute on the cheap in a comfy setting. it allows you to live a playboy lifestyle if you re not handsome nor rich enough to be a playboy.
    what i know from that scene is from thailand, YMMV. but there its a good compromise between price /looks/ attitude…. i hate nightlife as mush as you do, but with hookers its much more enjoyable.
    of course, you certainly dont have to go for the most beautiful ones, the attitude can be felt from a mile, you gotta go for girls next doors and just enjoy the convenience of p4p, ie having a girl who wont bitch, wont try to cling to you, have at least a decent level of service, no flaking ( i know i strike a chord there…)
    remmeber: you dont pay a girl strictly to fuck her. you pay for her to leave the following morning, ie with no bad feelings toward you and a good reason to come back another time.
    my buddy went to the PI after knowing the p4p scene of thailand, he says thats its too casual for him, girls too average , and that bastard added that it may be for me , that “like ugly chicks” (his version of what i call girls next doors). and i heard that same comparison from a lot of boards, but if the attitude is ok, i can put up with less looks.
    in the west i know better than to go with fuglies, knowing too well their attitude is even more bitchy as they are frustrated. but like the great DJ vega said: as long as you re hard, then go for it.i m more inclined to go with mew girls if i pay… i know they will fucking close their bloody mouth. thats the real deal.

  7. kick2dante kick2dante says:

    ya man my problem is if im gonna pay for it then i want a hot one, in the phils its quite easy to get a 6 or even a 7 for free so i dont see the point in paying…….. at least in cebu, in angeles obv i pay

    even in cebu i guess i have a bj girl on call who is a 6 looks wise but very good at her job

    but as far as go to a girly bar or hooker disco and pay a 6 or 7…. i just cant bring myself to do it, i cant wait till a freebie girl gives me a chance, or if i go through a cold stretch text the bj girl

  8. frank says:

    I don’t like to think any woman is a no, rather how many beers before she’s a yes. A beer scale rating, as for the first picture a 2, 4, 4, 8, 10

  9. Im curious……. whats their face rate on a man’s point of view? (Pics above)

  10. kick2dante kick2dante says:

    from first pic far left 8, the rest 5ish

    2nd pic 5, 6, 6

    that said asians generally look much better in person than in photos

  11. Alix says:

    Thanks dante u make some good points, yeah perfect face and body is hard to find and I see what u mean about when you first got there,
    Just 1 question if u don’t mind,
    In your experience of being there and from where you have been what city would you say is easier to find the good girls ie non p4p ? Obviously I’m sure there are some in every city town etc, but I would imagine it’s harder to find them in angeles

    • kick2dante kick2dante says:

      cebu definitely

      but don’t write off hookers, they arent the drug addicted toothless girls you imagine, they are just normal filipinas that really dont have much of an opportunity

      in my experiences there is basically no difference in the personality of a pinay hooker and a ‘good girl’……… equal amount of bitches in both category

  12. Ash says:

    As someone who’s never been there, I would bang all of them proudly.

  13. Julien says:

    I have been to the Philippines in 2012 and as usual for almost any foreign guy at that time I received a lot of interest online from sites like dateinasia and pinay.love
    I recently tried it again but the contrast is now startling in comparison with 4 years ago, the response rate is much much lower. Does it mean that Pinay girls have become more picky maybe because of a massive influx of foreigners?

  14. kick2dante kick2dante says:

    i’m not really sure, i think it could also be that there are just so many sites and apps now and the same girls spread themselves out across all of them that they don’t have time to keep up

    on certain message boards i hear guys claim to get a 100% reply rate……… ive never experienced anything like that, i get a solid reply rate but i dont think anyone gets a legit 100% reply rate the girls are to flaky

    all i know is no matter what rate they are replying to you now it still is probably a lot better than hitting on girls in your own country hehehe

    • Julien says:

      Thanks for your answer. Do you think pinay girls are overall as easy as when you arrived in the Philippines or did you already notice some difference?

      • kick2dante kick2dante says:

        my first year in phils was spent mongering in AC so hard to say

        i guess i did not do as well as i expected to in cebu my last 6 months there, but i sorta wrote that off to me working a lot and not putting in much effort at all with them

  15. Brockstar says:

    The only good thing about HiSo, IMO, is that a good number of the dancers go there after work and it’s significantly cheaper than paying a barfine. That being said, you have to wait until 3am (at the least) for them to get there and for someone who has a real job, its hard for me to keep up with a broad that wakes up at 2pm and considers doing the laundry as exercise.

    I do like drinking and partying and I do enjoy the gogo bars, but paying barfines adds up. Given that there is virtually no freelancer scene in AC like you have in Pattaya means going to HiSo…..or a short time shack.

    I agree that its a total pain in the ass having to dance (which I hate) to music (house, techno, etc.) that I equally hate and maybe even buy a drink for a broad you’re gonna have to pay anyways in the morning (although not much). Sometimes I wish pinays were more mercenary at times like the Thais can be.

  16. kick2dante kick2dante says:

    my advice for your situation (working, not wanting to be out at 3am to often) is to just head over to fields as many times as you can throughout the day and politely approach and ask any cute girl for her number

    on a short trip you might not be able to get to many to do ‘sneakouts’ but over time you can get a big enough number list that you don’t need to bother with hiso anymore

  17. Brockstar says:

    Well the other thing that I would try to do is go to Perimeter during the day and attempt to set up something for that night with one of the girls, but 1. it’s hit or miss on Perimeter and 2. The hot ones on Perimeter typically don’t last too long before getting taken. Great when it actually works though!

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