What are Thai Girls Like – Month In Pattaya
Week 1 in Pattaya my mind was kind of blown about the sexyness of Thai girls’ stomachs and how much better the bodies were overall compared to Pinays. I was on cloud 9 and thinking how by the time I finish traveling it wouldn’t surprise me if I got an education visa and spent a year in Pattaya.
Week 2 the luster began to fall off. It was still a good week, but I was beginning to realize some things about Pattaya that I did not pick up on in week 1.
First off the freelancer scene is much smaller than I expected. Every night at Ibar / Insomnia nightclub it’s the same girls with their same friends. I was expecting a much bigger freelancer scene there.
Sure some girls from the gogos hit the discos after their shifts, but not that many, or at least not that many hot ones. There will always be some new girls in town, but overall it got a bit stale faster than I expected.
On top of that I am seeing how cut throat this city really is. I won’t go into to much detail in this post because I will be writing another about the scammy type things I have had to put up with.
But in 2 weeks I have already had to deal with as many scammy/rip off type attempts (and successes) then I can remember in my 3.5 previous years in Asia combined. My last time in Pattaya was not like this so part of it is just being a bit unlucky.
Week 2 – Much Different From Week 1
Week 1 was all about freelancers from Ibar and my first night in week 2 I had a repeat of one of my top 2 week 1 girls. She had a great body and gave a nice BJ for 600. I hope she visits me often in the future.
I was still going to Ibar and roaming Walking Street most every night but things had started to slow down on the freelancer hunt which was fine. Pattaya had plenty of options and I wanted to explore them further.
I am a big fan of a massage with a happy ending that doesn’t involve a hand and those are hard to find in the Philippines. So after taking the 2nd night of week 2 off I went to Soi Chaiyapoon where I had read about quite a few ‘massage’ places.
I chose a highly recommended one and a 30ish year old slim lady shows me to the bed. I take off all my clothes except boxers and she asks me to take them off right from the start.
She gives about 5 minutes of a soft back massage with her hands going quite high up my inner thigh before asking me to turn over.
— kick2dante (@nomadphils) March 16, 2016
Then she rubs my legs for another 2 minutes before starting a HJ. As mentioned I was hoping for more so I asked for a BJ and we quickly agreed on 500 baht tip (700 total) for that.
Sadly I made a mistake, during the 10 seconds of HJ I got I could tell she was the rare female that knew how to handle a dick with her hands. I bet it would have been quite nice……. her BJ skills were lacking.
But hey I finally got a BJ in a massage place for the first time in almost a year so I was happy. But I thought there had to be better options at this massage shop and was planning to come back soon.
Night 4 I once again had no luck getting a freelancer over so I decided to go check out some of the ‘naughtier’ bars and try to get a BJ in one. If I struck out it would be back to the same massage shop.
This was a long night but the cliffs were no BJ in a walking street bar and as I headed back to the same massage shop I realized I was near the bar I wrote about in with the old ladies and 1 OK girl.
I did get a BJ in the second bar from a kind of fat chick while playing with a 35 year olds decent boobs. However when they added a 300 baht back room charge to my bill that shouldn’t have been on there (I never went to the back room) it soured the night.
I ended up taking the next 2 nights off partially cuz I was annoyed at how things went on night 4, partially cuz I only texted a few choice freelancers but they were busy, and partially because I had been quite active and needed a break anyways.
Last night of the week I went back to the same soi with the good massage places but the shop I visited before had closed by 12:30 AM. It is right next to LK Metro which has a lot of bars and I walked through to check out the bargirls.
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Nothing really stood out, couple 7’s but that was about it. I was going to get a drink and perv for a bit if I saw anything eye catching but I didn’t.
I chose a different massage shop and it was the same, though this time I asked to skip the massage. As much as I like turning a massage into a BJ, if its a 5 minute back massage with zero doubt of what’s coming I don’t see the point of smashing my dick into a dirty mattress.
This time younger girl and better BJ. That wraps up week 2 and I forgot to mention one other thing I may have figured out this week. Pattaya is similar to the Philippines in that its not really about quality its more about quantity.
You can get a BJ every day here and have a $500/month prostitution budget. You can try new girls all the time or find a few specialists. Even with getting ripped off a bit and buying a couple drinks in bars I spent $90ish and got 4 BJs.
What you aren’t going to be doing is banging any 9s or 10s. There are more 8s around in Thailand than PI cuz the bodies are better but they will probably be costing you quite a bit to score.
I am more looking for a place where I can be getting with 8s and 9s 10 times a month for $500. I don’t think thats happening in Pattaya so my week 1 ‘OMG PATTAYA’ love affair has dropped quite a bit.
— kick2dante (@nomadphils) March 18, 2016
First week in Pattaya was great, 2nd week was a bit meh but there are always ups and downs. By the time week 3 rolled around there were a few things that had become very clear.
The first is that the freelancer scene at Ibar / Insomnia was definitely a lot smaller than I had originally thought because I was always seeing the same girls. I am pretty surprised that there aren’t hot girls from different gogo’s showing up at 3am or 4am.
I always try to hit up Walking Street and Ibar around the time the gogos are closing. Walking Street is a nice pick up spot at that time, Ibar is the same after 4am as it is before.
My last night of week 2 I met a very cute petite girl on Walking Street. She was a bit stand offish at first but gave me her number and headed over the next day to start week 3.
First Two are Eerily Similar
Cute petite girl comes over around 10pm and is looking nice. Boobs not very big but that was to be expected, but she did have at least some boobs. She also had a very above average face for a Thai girl and a great ass.
Sadly she was not very good at giving head, not terrible, but it was just a ho-hum BJ. If she had given a great BJ I may have overpaid to insure that she would come back.
Instead I just gave her what I thought was fair for the 20 minutes that she was in my room and gave her 800. She was a bit hotter than the girls I had given 600 to (not that much hotter, but a bit) so I thought 800 was fair.
Well she did not think 800 was fair and started yapping about how she usually gets 2k or 3k. I told her I would give her another 500 if she wanted to stay for a full hour and do another quick BJ but she was already mad and wanted the 500 and to go then.
I repeated my offer of staying another 30 minutes, she declined, and I set the 800 baht next to her until she got the hint that no more was coming. Needless to say I did not see her again after that.
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I went out later and walked past a very rare site, an attractive black girl in Pattaya that is under 30. There are quite a few black ladies around town but most aren’t very hot. This one was, and she was on Beach Road where you almost never see hot girls.
I walked up to her and said ‘Hi what’s your name?’ She answers and I ask ‘where are you from?’ She rolls her eyes, lets out a loud exhale, and says ‘What do you want?’
How sweet she was. I told her I wasn’t looking for anything then but got her Line and she was ready to come over on night 2.
She shows up in a tiny sexy dress looking like a huge ho and I realize something I don’t want to realize: she has fake boobs. I am not at all a fan of fake boobs, but her boobs weren’t what stood out (pretty face, great ass) when I first saw her anyways, they were just big B’s even though fake.
No surprise that she is right down to business when we get into the room (not complaining about that) and I feel up her nice ass and her fake tits that aren’t terrible fakes, but still not as nice as the real thing.
She wants me to wear a condom for the BJ and I lol and she says OK and gets to work. In my past experiences (and from what I have heard others say as well) black girls usually give very good head.
Sadly she did not, and she actually gave bad head. She wouldn’t go down at all and just tried to suck on the head only. I’m not wanting her to choke on it, but I need some shaft involved.
I get her to go down just enough so that I can cum and then things go exactly the same as the night before. I’d told her I would pay her for her motorbike to my room so I give her 860 and she wants 1200.
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Again I am like I will give you 500 more if you want to finish out the hour……. again she is already pissed and says no. Beach Road short time is supposed to be 500-800. I give her the top of the range and pay her motorbike and still……..
Once again I am not budging, I feel I have given her fair compensation as she was back on the beach in under an hour to look for another customer.
I think with both of these girls they would have bitched if I gave them 1k instead of 800, or at the least they wouldn’t have come back. Everyone here in this city is just looking for the rich stupid tourist that overpays.
Really though even though both were hot they were not very skilled so I probably wouldn’t have even wanted to have either back for 800.
My last six month stint in Angeles I had zero problems with girls, literally none. In Pattaya it seems like its a 50% chance their will be an argument about payment.
Finishing Out the Week
At this point I was not really feeling Pattaya. I still went out and tried to get numbers but as mentioned its the same girls every day so I had already approached the ones I wanted to approach.
I took the next two days off and then went for a morning massage before I went to bed. I had seen this cute girl in Jomtien when I was walking on the beach there and she told me what massage shop she was at.
I got her Line also and tried to get her to do the massage in my room but she said she could only do in the shop. I lay down naked and put the towel over my butt and first thing she does is move the towel.
I am quite unlucky when it comes to picking massage shops that offer extras (or at least feel that way since many in Phils have no extras) so am never quite sure how things will play out.
But I am butt naked and she is uncovering me from the start……. after the back she does a butt massage that makes thing pretty clear as well.
Then she does legs and has me roll over and again doesn’t cover me with the towel. She does a ‘stomach’ massage that gets lower and lower then grabs it and asks if I want her to massage that.
I ask for a BJ…… no can. I tell her I will tip……… no can only hand. So I get a handjob…… in Pattaya. FML. And it wasn’t even a good one, it was the grab and squeeze and pull type.
I even stopped her and tried to show her how to do it on my arm saying softer, don’t squeeze. She says OK….. and she squeezes again.
The next night I went back to Soi Chaiyaparoon or however you spell it and got a 5 minute massage that quickly turned into a BJ. And that was week 3.
— kick2dante (@nomadphils) March 14, 2016
I have been here for 3 weeks and seen no 9’s. I have seen a few 8s but not many.
By the time my last week in Pattaya rolled around I was pretty burnt out on the freelancer scene and had already figured out the best value with Pattaya girls was at the massage shops.
Early in the week I headed back to Jomtien Soi 6 and at the first shop after I walked in there was a 20ish year old with what appeared to be a killer body. Since my last trip to this soi had me picking a girl that would only do HJ I needed to confirm BJ was available before I chose this time.
This girl with the great body only spoke Thai so I had to have another girl translate (awkward) and was told she would do sex but no blowjob. I considered breaking my no sex in hooker cities rule but decided to pass.
FWIW she quoted 1500 for sex as her opening number, I didn’t try to get her to lower it since I wasn’t going to do it anyway, but I’m pretty sure 1k would’ve been possible. I didn’t see her on my next two trips though.
I headed down further into the street and checked out the whole selection. There was a 25ish year old in shape with a decent face waiting outside of her shop by herself. She confirmed would do BJ so off we went.
Unlike at Soi Chaiyapoon they actually give 30 minutes of a legit massage on Jomtien Soi 6 before the fun starts. She was good at teasing the right amount and gently brushing up against my balls any time her hands were near.
BJ was a 6/10 but after getting a proper tease it was a really good overall experience. I asked her if she could potentially come to my condo nearby another time so that I could get one in my own bed and pass out immediately after and she said yes so I got her Line ID.
And since nothing ever goes right for me in Thailand she never would come to my place and I never saw her outside of her massage shop again on my next 3 visits. Where did she go? Who knows.
Two days later I go for another massage and the pickings were very slim when I showed up. One average looking 20 year old gave me a hard sell and said she would do what I want so I chose her.
Think she was horny because she asked me 3 times why I didn’t like sex. Even pulled down her panties a bit and said ‘you sure you don’t want this?’ Probably should have done it because she had one of those mouths that wasn’t built for blowjobs. You can always tell when a BJ isn’t gonna be good the first time their lips transition from shaft to head. On the way back up if there’s a distinct ‘clunk’ feeling when her lips hit where the head sticks out you’re in for a bad one.
With only a few days left I was pretty much done with working girls in Pattaya and stuck to browsing ThaiCupid and Thaifriendly. I was still going out every night hoping to find an 8 but never saw one. The same girls were still always at the freelancer spots.
But then on my last night I had some great online work come up and I busted ass for 9 hours. By the end of it I had made more in one day of online work (not counting poker) then I had ever made in a single day and more importantly I was completely mentally fried.
Might as well get another massage before I go. There was a girl I hadn’t seen before in Jomtien Soi 6 who really stuck out (cuz of her big boobs) so I chose her. The boobs were fake but the massage plus BJ combo was as good as any I had in Pattaya. To bad I didn’t meet her until my last day.
Overall I was just really let down by Pattaya. Will you have fun there? Sure. Will you get good value for Asia? Not even close.