Not So Happy Ending Philippines Massages
Massages in the Philippines are easy to find for $5 give or take a few bucks. Even with a 100 peso tip you are still paying 10% of what you might pay in the Western world.
Of course Asian massages are also known for their happy endings, but sadly the Philippines is not a good country for that. Maybe you landed on this page from a search for:
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Even though there are plenty of prostitutes here, surprisingly you don’t see much naughty stuff going on in Philippines massage parlors. It’s nothing like Thailand or Vietnam.
If you don’t mind overpaying for a handjob then you can probably find a decent massage + hj if you look hard enough.
But if you want more ‘extra services’ then it’s almost impossible to find a good massage with bj or boom boom (full service). Trust me I have put in the time, effort, and money looking.
Out of all of my attempts I have only ever found 1 girl that was worth it. She gave an average (at best) bj. I got her number through a PM on a sexpat message board after I was bitching about not being able to find a sex massage having just flown over from Pattaya.
Philippines Sex Massage by City
Considering Angeles is the number 1 sexpat destination in the Philippines you would assume that there has to be a good massage + extras option available right? Think again.
When living there I had done some research on massages in Angeles and it didn’t sound promising, but I still wanted to try and find one.
Weirdly I randomly went to one of the few places that offered a hj on my first attempt at a massage in Angeles. I don’t even know why I chose this place, but 20 minutes into the massage when the girls hands had already touched my balls 3 times I knew extras would be available.
Sadly extras was only an hj, and it was a pretty bad hj at that. The girl also was not attractive. Since I instantly got extras at the first place I went I assumed that maybe people on the internet were lying and that all massage places in Angeles would do extras.
Two hours later I headed to one that I knew had some very cute girls working. This time I didn’t even keep my boxers on and laid down completely naked. When the therapist moved the towel I could see the shock in her eyes (she snuck a peek hehehe.)
She told me no extras would be available, and at the end when I asked and offered a tip she declined. I tried two other places in Angeles and neither offered extras so I gave up.
Worst Angeles Massage Experience
On my next stay there were a lot of ‘massage girls’ at the entrance to walking street. Many of them were quite cute, much cuter than most of the girls that worked in the bars.
They offered an outcall massage service in your hotel for 300 pesos, and considering they worked on walking street you should be able to assume that extras would be available. Well extras were available, but handjobs only.
They charge 500 for a handjob. It’s not hard to all to find a bj in Angeles for that price, why pay it for a hand shandy? 95% of girls are terrible at handjobs anyway.
I was able to get one to give head and she did it twice, but the next time that I texted her she said she didn’t want to do them anymore. There was another girl who I am quite certain I could have had full service with, but at the time I was only interested in bjs with working girls.
Not only is the extra service they offer weak, but the massages are just terrible.
Of the 4 or 5 girls I tried only 1 would get a D grade, the rest were all Fs.
One girl actually stopped after 20 minutes trying to say the hour was up.
Angeles massage girls are a total money grab and they don’t even try to hide it.
They put a bunch of cute girls out there knowing suckers (like me) will pay to get a cute girl in their room for 300 pesos.
Especially after looking at below average looking bar girls all night that cost 2kish to barfine.
Don’t fall for the trap. As much as I would love to tell you that there is a good option for sex massage in Angeles, there just isn’t.
You are much better off going and getting a good massage (Body Bliss near Norma’s is where the girl snuck a peek, very good massage with no extras) and then having your extras after in the Fields Avenue bars.
In Manila there are a few massage places that do extra services that go all the way. You can find the info about specific locations on sexpat forums if you search the massage threads. Abacca Massage in Makati was one I read of. The problem is they are pretty expensive.
They are usually over 1000 pesos just for the massage and the extras are 3000+. I just remember that none of them came in at under $100. They do sound like a great experience though, and you can get a two girl or even three girl massage…… if you want to pay for it.
Considering I have a buddy who lives in Chiang Mai and goes for a weekly massage that ends with the therapist getting naked, rubbing her body all over him, and giving him a great bj for $15 then spending $100 in Manila is terrible value.
MySexpedition blog did a good post on happy ending massages in Manila.
Prostate Massage in Manila
There is another option for 800 pesos which is a Lingham massage. I tried it once because I had heard good reviews.
It was worth trying one time but I haven’t gone back.
Basically you first get a good back and neck massage followed by legs. After legs they massage your butt and start teasing your hole and balls.
This goes on for awhile before she asks you to arch your butt in the air to give some quick shaft strokes to engage the prostate.
Then you roll over and she kneads your upper thighs, occasionally doing quick touches of your testicles or shaft.
Eventually it turns into a special ‘Lingam’ handjob… problem is after about a minute or two of the interesting Lingam technique they just start yanking on it like a normal hj.
It costs 800 pesos and is the best guaranteed option for a happy ending. They train the staff well so you get a good massage and the Lingam is pretty good at least at first. Still, would be so much better with a blowjob at the end.
Also the girls are fully clothed and there is no touching allowed.
You’ll know you’re in a Lingam massage place because they’ll have displays up on the front desk. On the display it will mention your ‘special place.’ If you see that wording and it costs 800 pesos you are in the right spot. (Bacolod may have been 700).
There are also a lot of massage girls on Burgos Street that are in full uniform. They seem to be like the ones on walking street in Angeles, but don’t get the bad reviews. I have heard some of them will do extras and it’s pretty easy to pull them away from their workmates and ask if they will. They have no spa and go to your Manila hotel.
I have never got one of them though. Reading around on forums I think they probably give much better massages than the awful ones you get in Angeles.
Don’t be fooled by the word ‘Thai’, you’re not getting an old fashioned Thailand experience
I have heard of another lingam massage place in Cebu City but I haven’t been. I also saw a sign for in room massage at your hotel and when I texted them they said its 300 pesos or 800 for a special massage. When I asked what special was they said lingam. I didn’t try though.
There are a few massage places around Colon that will do some extras but most won’t. The one I was referred to was your standard awful massage, but at least I got a bj at the end. The first time it was from some chubby 30 year old and the bj was ok.
The next time the massage was a better but the girl only wanted to do a hj. I had to ask her for a bj for 5 minutes before she did it but it totally ruined the whole turned on by massage thing.
The other massages I have tried in the area didn’t offer extras and it was pretty obvious I wouldn’t have got if I asked.
A good rule of thumb is if the girl touches your scrotum even a little when doing your upper thigh extras are available. If not you probably shouldn’t even ask.
I have also read about some expensive full service ones same as Manila.
But you are way overpaying, and sex in Cebu is easy to find so there is no need for that.
Just Enjoy the Massage and Bang Later
I don’t even really like massages. But I do like getting turned on during massage and getting a bj after. Sadly that is more trouble than it’s worth in the Philippines and you will be much better off not trying to find it.
Unless you are specifically referred to a girl that can handle both you either aren’t going to get what you want, or are going to pay way to much for it.
If you want a Philippines sex massage just go to a nice no extras spa and enjoy the massage with a cute girl. Then set up a date on FilipinoCupid or Pinalove for the body to body part later that night.