Category: Philippines

Tried an Outcall Nuru Massage in Cebu | Masaji Spa

The Philippines sex massage scene is limited compared to Thailand, but Cebu took a step in the right direction with the introduction of an outcall nuru massage + sex service – ‘Masaji Spa’. Yuki setting up the bed You choose which girl you want on their website then she turns up your room, bringing a plastic mattress cover...

Experiences with Bad Doctors in the Philippines

I do a fair amount of google doctoring here because I don’t really trust doctors in the Philippines. One time I had an STD called molluscum contagiosum and 2 doctors misdiagnosed it as herpes. The 2nd doctor that did this hadn’t even seen what I had. I told him I had ‘some bumps’ and he pulls up...

Budget Hostel in Makati Near Burgos Street

Entrance to San Agustin Residences One of the worst parts about living in the Philippines is that the hotels and condos are too expensive for what you get. A $50/night Philippines hotel room that’d be worth $30 in Thailand, Vietnam or Indonesia. A $500/month Manila condo that’d be $300 in Bangkok. And so on. However every...

Morning After Pill in the Philippines (Nordette Method)

So nobody told me the morning after pill isn’t sold in the Philippines 😀 As long time blog readers will know I mostly set up a home base in Thailand and go to PI for visa runs. In Thailand you can buy the morning after pill over the counter, ‘Madonna’ or ‘Postinor’ brands, costs 40 baht ($1.13)...

First Night Out On Walking Street, Angeles

Some newbies might be a bit intimidated by the sketchiness of Angeles City. There are some dark alleyways, beggars, touts, chicks with dicks grabbing you on the street, etc. The Philippines is a bit underdeveloped compared to e.g. Thailand so it can be a culture shock at first. Child beggars on Fields Avenue In no time at all...

Cebu Hotel / Short Stay Condo with 10Mbps PLDT Wifi

I first picked City Suites Ramos Tower hotel as it’s a short walk (500m) to the Mango Avenue nightlife, and looked modern from the pics on Agoda. Deluxe corner room 27th floor, $39.95 on Agoda (1860 pesos) What I really liked though is that each room has it’s own private PLDT wifi line, with your own password, like a condo...

Getting Laid on Filipino Cupid on Day 1, Date 1

Hi guys, so I’m on a visa run in the Philippines at the moment while Dante is in Thailand, we’ve swapped places! I landed Tuesday, signed up for a membership on FilipinoCupid Wednesday and woke up with a 20 year old Filipina in my bed on Thursday. I love Asia! I’d used ThaiCupid before but this was my first time on their Philippines...

Are Filipinas Getting Fatter? (Fried Food in the Philippines)

The Philippines is definitely not known for its food and thanks to a lot of it being fried and oily, plus a lot of western fast food around, you’ll notice Pinays have more cushion for the pushin’ than other Asian girls. None of the local dishes look particularly tasty and I have only ever tried one. It’s...

Cebu Budget Breakdown

I usually spend a little under $1,000 a month when living in Cebu. I could probably get it a bit cheaper if I wanted to move further away from the center of the city. But since I spend the vast majority of my time when out in places like Ayala, IT Park, and SM I will...

Working Girls By City: Angeles, Cebu & Manila

Been getting some excellent questions on the Facebook page about finding Filipina girls for sex if you’re only in town for one night or a few hours and don’t have time to wine and dine a date. Luckily there’s plenty of P4P (pay for play) options in the major Philippines cities. I go into the finer details...

Getting Laid on Sinulog

Most readers already know this, but for those that don’t I am not into partying or discos and have zero clue how to pick up a girl in one. Well over this past weekend in Cebu they had ‘Sinulog’ which basically means half the city is a giant disco, so I didn’t have much choice. BikiniPhotoSafari Sinulog...

Malling

My other post about how I hand out my number to girls at the mall hit #1 in Google for ‘picking up girls in the Philippines’, beating PI Addicts, SwooptheWorld, and HappierAbroad (all great sites), that was pretty cool. So I thought I’d add some more info about all the other stuff that happens at malls. Sometimes malling can...

Do You Need to Learn Tagalog? (2+2 Forum Fight)

This is an easy question for me, and if you follow this blog and think you will lead a life similar to mine when  then clearly the answer is no. Learning Tagalog would have almost no tangible benefit on my lifestyle. It may impress a few girls, but for the most part girls are happy to talk...

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Dumb Laws in the Philippines

Every country has lots of stupid laws so this really isn’t anything different than the rest of the world. You can find plenty of idiotic laws in different states and counties all over the US also. Having said that Pinoys have to put up with some strange ones. Prison for Women Cheating on Husbands I think many people...