Category: Around Asia

60 Thailand Tips for Sexpats

This is a random list of Thailand tips geared towards sexpats and mongers like myself. If you have any more questions let me know in the comments and I’ll update this page. Happy holidays! 1. The morning after pill in Thailand is called ‘Madonna’ or ‘Postinor’ ask for one of those brand names in any pharmacy, 40 baht. It’s two pills, the girl should take one immediately (not actually the morning after) then the next one 12 hours later. 2. Look on the back of...

Special Massage in Thailand Prices & Pro Tips

The best value for sex in Thailand is arguably in the smaller massage shops.  They’re all over every city you visit, there are thousands and thousands of women working in them, and most get very few customers. So when they do get a customer they will be willing to go that extra mile and give a special massage to get a tip because it is one of their few chances to earn.  That tip always doesn’t need to be a huge one. Thailand Sex Massage Tips...

My First Soapy Massage in Bangkok – Nataree

One of the things that I was really looking forward to checking out for my loyal readers was a soapy massage (‘ab ob nuad’) in Bangkok. If I was just traveling through Thailand and had no blog to write on I doubt I would pay for one. But I know what the readers want and I must deliver. What I expected Everyone on the Thailand nightlife message boards said Nataree is the best place for a soapy and I might as well go for the...

Where to Live Cheaply in Bangkok for Dating Thai Girls (Supalai Park Condo)

I recently lived at Supalai Park condo on Phahon Yothin Soi 21. In the Ladprao area of Bangkok, it’s a good place for a digital nomad to live if you: Prefer normal girls with jobs / university girls / mostly use online dating for free hookups Don’t need to be that close to hooker bars / nightclubs Mostly stay in and work online and do the digital nomad thing Are interested in sports, gym, healthy living etc. The condo is right at the entrance of the soi Location On...

My Philippines Addicts Forum Thread – Girls in Discos

As I have mentioned in the past Pinays cheat quite regularly and I don’t really have a problem being the guy they are cheating with. If she is gonna cheat it is going to happen whether it is with me or someone else so might as well be me. But this isn’t really about cheating girls. This is about hookers. On my favorite PI messageboard Philippines Addicts I have started a couple threads about giving my number to a hooker when she is already with...

Pattaya The Sexpat’s Disneyland

If you go to Pattaya you are sure to have a great time. There are many things to see and do, and many lovely ladies to see and do as well. Acrobat show on Walking Street But there are a lot of things about Pattaya that remind me of Disneyland. Actually it is almost uncanny how similar they can be when you start to think about it. Too Many Selfie Sticks I heard recently that Disney World was going to start banning selfie sticks because...

One Month in Pattaya For $1065

I did a Pattaya budget breakdown before but this is an updated version since living there again more recently. The first time I went to Pattaya 3 years ago I spent around $1250. To my surprise I actually spent quite a bit less than I did last time. Cost of Living in Pattaya 2016 I am actually quite shocked that I spent so much less. Part of it is because the Baht is much weaker than it was last time. Back then when I traded in a...

Ripped off at De La Poste Blowjob Bar, Pattaya

In a rage as I write this, please bear with me. It was only a little over $8……. doesn’t matter I am still really pissed particularly at how it went down. This is more background to my last post about rip offs in Pattaya. First off don’t believe everything you read on the internet. The last time I left Pattaya 3 years back I had two main regrets. The first was that I didn’t get a special massage from the shop (they call them massage shops) next...

Is Pattaya Scam City? Tourist Trap? Thailand vs the Philippines

While I can’t really call much of the things I have seen in Pattaya ‘scams’ one thing is for sure: it is the biggest tourist trap I have been to in Asia. When comparing countries I like to compare cities to other similar cities. So for the sake of most of this post I will be comparing Pattaya to Angeles City and Sihanoukville, Cambodia because both are similar touristy type places. First lets do some quick price comparisons on a few things to see how...

What are Thai Girls Like – Month In Pattaya

Week 1 in Pattaya my mind was kind of blown about the sexyness of Thai girls’ stomachs and how much better the bodies were overall compared to Pinays. I was on cloud 9 and thinking how by the time I finish traveling it wouldn’t surprise me if I got an education visa and spent a year in Pattaya. Week 2 the luster began to fall off. It was still a good week, but I was beginning to realize some things about Pattaya that I did not...

Checked Out 5 Blowjob Bars in Bangkok

It took me a while but I eventually found something I really liked in Thailand – blowjob bars. It can be hit and miss asking an Asian girl for a blowjob, even some hookers might say no (or ask you to put a condom on) or just not be very good at it. The only sure bet for BBBJ (bareback blowjob) and CIM (cum in mouth) is to visit blowjob bars. BJ bars are particularly convenient as you can walk in, have your balls drained then continue on your night out without needing...

Finding Filipinas in Thailand? Not So Easy

Even though I am very pro Philippines there are certain things I can’t argue – Thailand has better infrastructure, internet, value for money apartments, etc. I can see why more expats want to live there. Pinay in Pattaya! While I certainly wouldn’t mind having some better food, faster wifi, or knowing that I would be at a good hospital in the case of an emergency none of those things are as important as what living in the Philippines has to offer – much nicer, friendlier, and more genuine people. Not...

Insomnia / iBar Review, Pattaya | 2016 Prices

For those that aren’t aware the main nightclub for picking up prostitutes in Pattaya is Insomnia / iBar. Upstairs is the loud fistpumper disco (Insomnia), downstairs is the more laid back hang out bar (Ibar). There are stairs inside connecting the two and they use the same VIP card. Pics via Club Insomnia Pattaya Fan Page This is considered to be the best venue to meet freelancers in Pattaya. Think High Society in Angeles City. I normally hate hooker discos but since it’s such a good pickup spot and you can get...

Q&A with Vietnam Blog SingleMansParadise

I’m a big fan of Skins’ blog and saw he’s planning a trip to the Philippines. Since it’s his first time, and I’m thinking of making my first trip to some countries he’s lived in, I thought it’d be good for us to pick each other’s brains about the countries we haven’t banged in yet. For me that’s Vietnam, and I didn’t see much of Thailand my first time there. Read my answers to his Philippines questions on his site. I’ll link some of Skins’ blogs and location reviews in his answers...