$17 Blowjobs in Pattaya – Week One

On this Pattaya trip it felt so nice to be back around so hookers. It’d been 3 years since my last trip and the main thing I remembered about the girls is that they knew what their job was and they were willing to do it.

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Pinay hookers like to think of themselves as just regular girls going out to party and maybe they meet a boy…… and then he pays them. But they aren’t hookers (!).

Thais know what the deal is and that makes hookering so much better. Now there are some girls that are quite picky at places like Ibar and Insomnia, or some nights they may just want to party with their friends.

However for the most part if a Thai hooker has a chance to make money she will take it. I am not some male model, at best I am an average looking guy, and if I am paying a Thai hooker she rarely will turn me down. Some may want more than I am willing to pay, but that is a different story.

When in hooker cities I only get blowjobs. They are much safer STD wise…… and I prefer them to sex anyways so it all works out good. If I spent a year in Pattaya I bet I would only have sex a few times.

I know in my last 6 month stint in Angeles I only did with 3 girls. One of which wasn’t a hooker, and another was a girl who I knew lived in the province and only came to Angeles once or twice a year for a week. Low risk encounters.

The third was this super cute 18 year old with a tiny pussy….. sometimes the little head wins out. Anyways, here is my wrap up of first week in Pattaya with girls.

Same MO as Three Years Ago

Not much has changed in Pattaya since I was here last, and the only thing that has changed for me is I have a bit more money than last time. That doesn’t mean I am going to be wasteful…. but if I see something worth taking I am going to take it.

Ibar and Insomnia are definitely the hot spots for the young hot Thai Freelancers. If you are like me and hate gogos and beer bars then Ibar and Insomnia are where you need to be.

My first night I was just floored at how sexy the bodies here are. They’re in so much better shape than Pinays, and you can find a sexy body with a great stomach so easily. Good luck finding a sexy tummy in PI.

I wandered around Ibar / Insomnia (without ever buying a drink) and walked up to any sexy girl that I would like to pay to blow me. I didn’t ask them to come with me then because this is their peak working hours. Instead I just asked them for their Line (texting app that everyone in Thailand uses) and tried to set up a meet for the next night before they go back to Ibar/Insomnia.

This way I can get a girl that may ask for 2500 baht at 2am for much cheaper at a later date. Not being fresh off the plane and horny gives you a great advantage because you have the leverage.

I also have walked up and down beach road quite a few times but very little has caught my eye. There was this one super cute blond but she looked borderline age wise.

She claimed to be 22 but didn’t speak much English and needed a Thai lady to translate for us. Stuff like that freaks my paranoid brain out and I got worried she was jailbait (and that this obv freelancer was an undercover cop lol) and passed on her.

I checked out the world famous Soi 6 for short times but wasn’t impressed. Same for ‘Honey Massage’ and Soi Honey. I decided to do my soapies in Bangkok where I hear they’re much better.

I also had read about these bars on the forums where you can get a BJ in the bar or pay a few hundred baht to go into the back room. I haven’t got a BJ in a bar since my first trip to Cebu many years ago.

It is quite awesome to do it in public like that as long as there aren’t guys near you. Well I went to the ‘Post Office’ bar where you can do this because I regretted not checking any of them out on my last trip.

It was a big disappointment. There were about 8 ‘girls’ working and I put girls in quotes because all but 2 of them had to be over 30 and a few over 40. One of the 2 under 30 was fat…

Both of the ok ones were with customers so I had to fend off two of the 40 year olds and one 30ish year old fat one. The first 2 got the hint that I didn’t want them to stay with me, but the third wouldn’t leave.

I am not rude enough to bluntly tell her I wanted her to leave and without doing so she never would have. Add in the fact that the only 2 I would consider were both busy and I saw no reason to stay. I paid for my water, left, and highly doubt I will ever go back.

Blowjob One

So night 1 I just roamed around and added 10 girls to my line. One of which came over on night 2 for 600 baht for a quick BJ. I told her I wasn’t going to pay much but it would just be a very quick short time and she said OK and did not complain about 600 baht ($17).

Face was quite meh, but a good body with a great ass. I thought her tits would be nicer. BJ was really good but face was so meh I doubt I will repeat.

After she left I worked for a bit then headed back to Walking Street to roam around and go back into Ibar. Any time I say Ibar I mean both Ibar and Insomnia because they are connected.

Ibar is a bit of a more chill bar atmosphere on the first floor. Insomnia is a disco on the 2nd floor. Both are flooded with freelancers and off duty bargirls.

I saw a girl in Ibar with a killer body but she was in an awkward approach spot at a middle table. Luckily on my way home I passed her on Walking Street and got her line.

Blowjob Two

On night 3 she came over. I had told her ‘I hope you don’t get angry if I don’t pay you to much, but all I want is just a quick short time I hope it’s OK.’ Her reply: ‘Its OK for me.’

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As mentioned she has an awesome body, nice boobs great stomach and good ass. Face just OK but I don’t find to many Thais to have sexy faces and hers is at least average for a Thai.

Good BJ, one thing i’ve noticed about Thais is that when you cum in their mouth they don’t instantly stop sucking. They go on for another 30 seconds. Most Pinays instantly stop, some hang around for 5-10 secs.

Again no complaints on 600 baht (and she returned in week 2 so was fine with the pay) and once again later that night I headed back to Ibar where I found night 4’s girl.

Blowjob Three

She was just OK, sexy stomach but boobs not as nice as expected. Ass was OK not great, she couldn’t read English could only speak it so we had to talk out our negotiation over the phone.

She wanted 1500, I said all I wanted was a quick short time. She said she thought I just wanted to pay her 500 baht or something and wouldn’t come. I told her how about she stays about an hour for 1k but 2 BJs and she agrees.

First one was just average so I negotiated a buy out at 700 and headed back to Ibar. Got some numbers but took day 5 off. Day 6 I went to Ibar and as I am walking up the stairs toward Insomnia there is a sexy girl in front of me.

I say hello and ask for her line and realize she has a very rare thing here: a pretty face. I get her line and say thanks I hope she will visit me soon and she asks ‘do you want me?’

I say ya but not right now and she tells me she is going back to BKK tomorrow and won’t be back in Patts for a month. I go meet her in the stairway and she asks for 2k. I say how about 1k for an hour and off we go.

Blowjob Four & Five

Have to pay the motorbike 150 baht (sigh, hate how they charge for 2 people, but thats how it is in Patts, woulda been 80 if just me but I always take the baht bus of course.)

I sit behind her and feel her up along the way. I jokingly kiss her neck and she turns back and kisses me. EW! A hooker kiss! Disgusting! But wait….. were those lips as soft as I thought?

Get back to the room she has to call her boyfriend before we start (young British guy, she had 500 pounds in her purse that he gave her that day lol) and then comes out. I feel up her body for a bit, her face was the hi-light though she had a nice ass.

Actually I take that back……. her face was very pretty but her soft lips were the hi-light. Some girls just have the right mouth for a BJ and she was one. I suspected as much on her quick kiss on the bike.

Great BJ (not 10/10 but 9/10) and then we laid around on the bed. I wasn’t letting those lips out the door without a 2nd round.

After ten minutes of not touching her I let my hands roam and was feeling her ass a lot. Then I started to play around over her panties and I guess I got her horny because she asked why I didn’t like sex.

I told her I did but I just preferred BJs and left out the part about how I didn’t like to fuck girls in hooker cities. I told her I didn’t like condoms and she said she always makes every guy even her boyfriend.

Then she asked why I didn’t want to fuck and I was like ‘would you do it without a condom?’ and she says ‘Are you clean?’ I laugh and say yes but lets just do what we did before. Sure she ‘always’ makes guys wear but I guess I was special.

2nd BJ was great as well, enjoyed looking into her pretty eyes as she sucked. Then I took off the last night of the week.

Total Spending

Total ‘entertainment’ charges for the week (which included buying one drink at the bar I wanted to check out but was awful and getting a massage where the girl would only give me an HJ so of course I declined) were 3380 Baht or a little under $100.

Not bad for 5 good BJs from 4 different 20ish year olds.

12 Responses

  1. thibault says:

    “They are much safer STD wise”
    lol this is true nly if you dont take condoms into account. if you use a condom for a romp but not for a Bj, its probably the opposite.

    “I wandered around Ibar / Insomnia (without ever buying a drink)”
    err, didnt you make a post about why you hated hooker discos? is it so different in the PI?

    “this is their peak working hours. Instead I just asked them for their Line (texting app that everyone in Thailand uses) and tried to set up a meet for the next night before they go back”
    well, thats strategy. plus its more probable that dong that you’re their first customer of the day. x=which leads us to our next point…

    “EW! A hooker kiss! Disgusting!”
    oh my god. thats the single most exciting thing in fact. i now abot this stupid conditioning that guys are pussies for kissing prostitutes and shit. here’s my view:
    the standard man doesnt kiss a whore becasue its disgusting.
    the real depraved man likes kissing whores BECAUSE its disgusting.
    well its a good thing to know if your the first one today. sometimes it tastes… funny. she gave head just before, she is sought after, good point. 🙂
    actually, in the land of depravity, i mean in the german brothels, its a high selling point and girls sometimes make you pay for that privilege. 50 euros more.

    “Sure she ‘always’ makes guys wear but I guess I was special”
    haha not only you dont have to push much to obtain that, but she even offers it without being asked. hahaha. i woulndt do it , thouh, fear of having to share parenthood with a lady of the night. (and for no ther reasons, i’m not subject to BS pressure)

    “3380 Baht or a little under $100. Not bad for 5 good BJs from 4 different 20ish year olds”
    you’re my stingy hero, having even less money than you for a long term stay (i intend to stay 2 month with the money usualy spent in a 2 week holiday) you just rekindled my lust for pattaya. this city which i understand is the downfall of any man with less than steel hard financial self control.

    • kick2dantekick2dante says:

      lots to get to on your comment LOL

      yes i was taking condoms into account, phils girls rarely ask, every thai girl seems to

      yes i hate hooker discos, but if you are in pattaya and going for freelancers you have to be going into ibar and insomnia, don’t worry i hate them also

      i dont like kissing any girls really, kisses do nothing for me it is just a way to get a girl turned on, and you dont need to do that with a hooker

      if you are going for a cheaper trip angeles would be better, phils girls can see the value of stopping by for 20 minutes and giving a quick bj for small money, in pattaya girls have a ‘short time’ rate that they don’t like to budge off….. keep reading for next blog posts and you will see what i mean lol

  2. Joe says:

    Hey Dante,
    As a digital nomad- how many hours/week do you normally have to work to make a living? Ever over 20/week?

    Do you see that many other Westerner digital nomad and expat dudes in their late 20s and 30s out in Thailand and the Phils or are most around dudes grey haired and bald?

    • kick2dantekick2dante says:

      i always work over 20, i came here with almost no money and all of the stuff i do pays pretty low, i finally have built up a little money and hope to build up enough to be able to slow down and relax in a year or two

      in thailand tons of under 30 guys but not sure if they are just on vacation or living

      in phils mostly older guys

  3. Joe says:

    Do you have to work 40 hours many weeks or is it more like 30?

    No place is worth 50 or 60 hours/week unless you’re making a few hundred k/yr doing those kind of hours.

    • kick2dantekick2dante says:

      the less hours you want to have to work when you are here then the more money you should save up before you come

      also i really have no life out of find girl text girl invite girl over, watch some tv, and work

      work taking up 5 hours a day really isnt a bad thing as long as it isnt stressful work

    • Brian Mark says:

      Joe, unfortunately there are no 4 hour work weeks that will make you enough money to live overseas.

  4. Pablo Drogba says:

    That was really a value post. I just wanna know, how many girls you have to text about the blowjobs ? Because i found some girls online are more interested in fucking cause it is more expensive, so they
    will insist on going short time sex for 1500 or 2000 (that was in bangkok)

    • jspilljspill says:

      It might take a bit longer to find, but not that long, some will prefer BJs to sex

      If you don’t mind leaving the house there are very talented blowjob specialists for 700-800 baht in Sukhuvmit – http://nomadphilippines.com/bangkok-blowjob-bars

      • kick2dantekick2dante says:

        thai freelancers are tougher to crack than pinays, many seem to have a set price in mind and won’t budge, just put in the effort and you can find some though

        seemed like in bangkok all the freelancers said a price before we did anything, in pattaya quite a few didnt enter into a negotiation they let me set the price, a few thought i was cheap, a few thought it was fine for their limited effort

  5. Jackers says:

    “sometimes the little head wins out”

    do you mean you have a small dick?

  6. kick2dantekick2dante says:

    if thats how u want to take it sure

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