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Living in Vietnam First Impressions

I always like to do a ‘dear diary’ type post when I first get to a city that gives my initial impressions on it. Not only for the blog but for my own entertainment as well. Some places I initially love after a day and a month later I am like wtf was I thinking, and it can work the other way as well. I still remember my ‘wow Thai girls have such sexy stomachs’ feelings from my first days back in Pattaya. As of now...

More Visits From the Virgin

Considering my first time with this girl was up there for best days of my life I was very hopeful to get a return visit from the ex virgin I talked about in last post. She is a solid 7 and that is a big win from a dating site, then add in that she was a virgin and just an all around awesome girl I really needed to see her again. It took ten days of texting but she finally came back over. Pretty much...

Failed Date with Rich Chick in Jakarta

Indonesian model Siva Aprilla on Instagram Third day in Jakarta I am walking through the Grand Indonesia mall which is really nice and huge and pass some very light skinned girl. I can’t tell if she is white or Indo…… but she is hot and I give her my number. An hour later we are texting and I find out that she is a flight attendant for a private jet for some rich dude in Saudi Arabia. She is half Saudi and half Indo and spends...

Treating Molluscum Contagiosum STD

So when I first moved to the Philippines I lived in Angeles City for 5 months before moving on to Manila and Cebu. I had read online that lots of guys were banging girls in Angeles without a condom and most were saying they never caught anything. I decided, perhaps unwisely, to not wrap up with some bargirls from the more established bars as they get weekly checkups. With freelancers or smaller short time bars I would use protection. My rule at the time was basically if...

Arriving in Jakarta Day One

Even though not to much happened on my first day in Indonesia I still like to blog about day one in a place, as much for my own good as the people reading here. I think of this as my journal sometimes. When I arrived at the airport the immigration lines were very short, I quickly found a money changer but the rate was quite bad so I just traded in $40 instead of $100. I had read to take a Bluebird Taxi and there were quite...

And I Thought Filipinos Were Rude | Thais Are Worse

In the past I wrote a post about how rude Filipinos can be. But it is more of a rudeness by ignorance than rudeness by malice. With Thai people there is a whole different level of rudeness. Thai people suck To be fair I do think Thai people are a little better about the lack of self awareness type things that are annoying about Filipinos. They may stop in a crowded walkway from time to time, or try and get on an elevator before people get off,...

Which Sexpat Travel Blogs Should You Believe?

Recently a new Philippines sexpat blog popped up by a guy who has had a Thailand red light blog for awhile. I have read some of his Thai stuff before and never found anything that I thought was too off base, but maybe I just don’t know Thailand well enough to notice. While this post will seem like ‘attacking’ this new blog, it is more using it as an example of how you can tell if you should trust a blog or website or not. This...

Met A Good Girl In Angeles City

Hey guys, been traveling a lot this year so decided to get back to the Philippines content and post something from back in the day before I started this blog. It’s about a time when I met a good girl in Angeles City who was way out of her element. I wrote this on a messageboard before and think the writing from that day will be far better than me re-writing it. So think of this as a journal entry and that is why there...

Handing out Numbers in BKK & Dumped by a Thai Girl

As I am traveling around Asia there are a few things I am trying to figure out. First I am looking for a unicorn fantasyland filled with 8s and 9′ that all give great blowjobs and will come to my room for free or for under $50. So far I haven’t found that place, but I will keep looking. I am also trying to see how my different strategies for picking up girls in the Philippines will work in other countries. After being in Cebu for...

Picked Up A Thai Uni Girl On The BTS

I am writing this as I wrap up my month in Bangkok. I still have a few days left but for the most part my time here is over. I got a UTI right in the middle of it which slowed me down a bit, but all in all it was an OK month. As many readers know my style is to hand a girl with a note and my phone number on it and hope that they text me and that I can then...

“Partying” in the Bangkok Nightlife

OK OK I don’t really party, but this night was about as close as I get to doing so. Over the last 2 weeks I had basically done nothing at all because I had a UTI but I was finally finished with my meds and clear of it so it was time to head out into the Bangkok nightlife. I messaged my buddy who lives here and asked him if he wanted to head to Nana Plaza later because I wanted to watch some girls...

Day In The Life of a Bangkok Expat

Well so far my Bangkok trip has been a bit of a bore. I got a UTI right in the middle of it and it took me out of any action for quite some time. Because I have no other life I am still trolling ThaiFriendly, ThaiCupid and the malls looking for future bangs once the meds do their thing. But other then that I have been doing nothing. Finally yesterday I had a semi interesting day for a day in the life post. Nothing...

Living in Bangkok a Month

After doing a month in Pattaya I extended the 30 day visa waiver to 60 days for 1900 Baht and headed to Bangkok. Right off the bat when the bus got to the airport I pass a girl in a Hooters outfit. I snap a blurry creeper pic for the fans and walk past to check out the front view. The front looks pretty good and since I will be in BKK for the next month I decide to go write my line down on a piece of paper...

$17 Blowjobs in Pattaya – Week One

On this Pattaya trip it felt so nice to be back around so hookers. It’d been 3 years since my last trip and the main thing I remembered about the girls is that they knew what their job was and they were willing to do it. Pinay hookers like to think of themselves as just regular girls going out to party and maybe they meet a boy…… and then he pays them. But they aren’t hookers (!). Thais know what the deal is and that makes hookering...