Checked Out 5 Blowjob Bars in Bangkok

It took me a while but I eventually found something I really liked in Thailand – blowjob bars. It can be hit and miss asking an Asian girl for a blowjob, even some hookers might say no (or ask you to put a condom on) or just not be very good at it.

The only sure bet for BBBJ (bareback blowjob) and CIM (cum in mouth) is to visit blowjob bars. BJ bars are particularly convenient as you can walk in, have your balls drained then continue on your night out without needing to pay for a hotel room.

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Cute uniforms @ Kasalong Blowjob Bar

As someone who actually prefers a blowjob to sex these bars are obviously perfect for me. Especially when you consider how hard other girl related things are in Thailand with the language barrier and bad attitudes of most Thai girls (compared to Pinays).

You just walk up, pick a girl, head upstairs and get started. I knew going in that I would like them, but at first I wasn’t really too impressed because most of the ladies working there were older and not that hot.

Then towards the end I finally started to find the right ones to visit. I’ll go through each one in chronological order from when I first visited and compare them, but my top pick is Som’s Haven on Soi 14.

Smooci Outcall – Escorts (and blow jobs) on demand

Smooci is Bangkok’s hottest new Escort platform and I’ve heard lots of good things. It’s not just a good option for an affordable mid afternoon blow job in your room, but it’s very quick and simply to use, and within minutes you can have a girl of your liking knocking on your door ready to give you a good servicing.

You select the time and duration of your encounter and Smooci gives you a list of all available local girls and their services. In Bangkok you will often find close to 100 girls available at varying prices and quality.

The two things I really like about smooci are the rating system (you can see the average rating each girl gets and add your own rating after a booking), and the GPS tracking system which lets you track your date directly to your door (you get sent a live google map link when your girl is on her way and you can track her progress – its the uber of getting laid).

You can take a look at smooci and check out the girls for yourself: www.smooci.com.

Bangkok Blowjob Bars

Kasalong Blowjob Bar

  • Sukhumvit Soi 6

I had read on Skins’ blog that Kasalong had the best looking and youngest staff. When I say youngest I don’t mean underage, I just mean it actually had some girls under 30. Because many of the ‘girls’ at these places are older and also lots are pretty chubby.

Even if the main goal is to get a great BJ you still have hopes that it will be from an attractive girl. I chose the best looking one who was probably a 5.5. Upper 20s, not fat, and really the only one I would pay to give me a BJ working that day. They wear cute outfits (snapped the pics above).

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The sink they wash your dick in @ Kasalong

You go upstairs and she washes your junk off, each room has its own sink and they do a bit of a handjob with the soap while they wash. Then they get down to business. If you want to take your time choosing a girl there’s a pool table and bar downstairs.

She wasn’t very hot so I didn’t even ask her to undress. BJ was quite good, 8/10, and I paid my 800 baht and went on my way. In my later walks past I did not see the same lady, and while there were a few younger girls none of them were very hot.

The easiest way to get to Kasalong is to go down Soi 6, take your 2nd right, walk past Lolita’s and head left. It will be right there and the girls are in blue skirts and white tops. It is nice that it is right next to Lolita’s so you can check out the talent at both before you choose.

One of the problems with these places is that you can hear what is going on with other guys next door because the walls don’t go up to the ceilings. There was more privacy here then at some other places, but overall not great on privacy.

My girl said the price to upgrade to full sex was 1500 Baht total.

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The couches and cushion the girl kneels down on @ Kasalong

Lolita’s Blowjob Bar

  • Sukhumvit Soi 8

The first time I went to Kasalong I walked past Lolita’s and none of the girls were hot. Four 30ish year old fat women were sitting outside and I thought I would never go in.

The 2nd time I went by there was one that was pretty attractive, and she was way better than what was on offer at Kasalong that night so I chose her.

I chose her because she had a reasonably pretty face, and then when we got upstairs she undid her top and had big fake tits. They were actually pretty good fakes and had a nice soft layer before the silicon hit.

Another 8/10 blowjob and since she was the hottest one I came back a few nights later. She wasn’t outside, but there was a platinum blond 20ish year old that was quite cute and I took her this time.

We go upstairs and I slide my hand up her skirt and she has a fantastic ass, maybe the best I had felt in Thailand. And watching her cute face expertly suck me off was quite pleasurable as well. 9/10 BJ from her.

I thought I had found my favorite blowjob bar in Bangkok after this 2nd great experience there. But there were still others to explore.

Lolita’s is also 800 baht and you find it by going down Soi 6 and taking your 2nd right. One note there are no rooms here just curtained off areas with couches. Oddly even though there were other customers in getting serviced both times it was much quieter in there. Maybe the girls are told to keep it down.

Afterskool Bar

  • Soi Cowboy

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@Afterskool Bar, Soi Cowboy

Afterskool really isn’t a blowjob bar it is a small bar in Soi Cowboy where you can get a blowjob, but there are no private rooms so it isn’t for the shy.

I was out with some buddies and wanted to head over to Dr BJ’s and give it a shot but one of the guys really wanted me to check out Afterskool.

Soi Cowboy is the most expensive girly bar area so I wasn’t really sure how much head would cost here, but he had told me it would be cheap. And since I was reluctant to go he said he would cover the difference if it was any more. That was enough to get me to check it out.

We went in and a guy on the bench next to us had 2 girls all over him. They were stroking him off through his pants and appeared to go down and blow him at times.

We asked about where to get a BJ and they said there were no back rooms, you just did it there in the open bar. I love getting a BJ in a bar, but not when I am out with a couple guys. Awkward.

The mamasan said I could go back in the corner so the bar would block the girl and my dong, but still with people I knew in the bar I would never be able to relax and enjoy.

They REALLY wanted me to do it so I told them I would only do it if they went outside. They agreed and it was on. The girl wasn’t that hot, the only few reasonably hot ones in the bar were with customers.

I went to the corner and the girl kneeled down behind the bar and gave another very good blowjob. The cost here was 1000 baht and a moody mamasan made me buy the girl a 100 baht ladies drink too. More than the others, but really not that bad considering it is right in the middle of Soi Cowboy.

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You get blown about where that girl’s sitting, in the corner

Dr. BJ’s Salon

  • Sukhumvit Soi 7/1

This has to be the most famous of the Bangkok blowjob bars and I have read about it for years now. However it was not exactly as I expected.

From what I had heard it was 700 baht for a blowjob from one of the nurses, or you could pay 1000 for one from one of the ‘consultants’ who are hotter. This led me to believe that there would be a bunch of 700 girls and a few 1000s. Silly me.

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There were 20 girls in red dresses and 3 in white dresses. Guess which ones were the more expensive ones. Not only do I think this is bad because all of the attractive ones are 1000, but also I find it really rude to single out the 3 700 girls.

There were some hotter girls here then at Kasalong but nothing too special. There was a sink in the room and you sit in a doctor’s chair, which is pretty funny.

Again BJ was good 8/10. It’s not my favorite place for 2 main reasons, one the price if you want to pick one of the ‘hotter’ girls and also because it does so much business you will be hearing people come in and out and having that awesome ‘where you from’ talk that each girl has as they walk to the room.

dr-bjs-nuru-bar-bangkokDr. BJ’s is located on Soi 7/1 towards the end on the right hand side. You can’t miss it.

They also have a nuru massage (body to body naked) place opposite the blowjob bar.

Som’s Haven

  • Sukhumvit Soi 14

Sadly I only found out about this place on one of my last days in town :(. Since I had never heard of it before I didn’t really give it high hopes….. I was wrong.

I did some research and found out about Som’s Haven and Lollipop which is on Soi 10. I went to Lollipop first, took my left onto Soi 10 and my first left….. there were no attractive girls working so I left.

A one time sample size is not enough to judge Lollipop by so you should not write it off. But when I went to Soi 14 and took the first right and found Som’s Haven I was glad I didn’t find anything good at Lollipop.

Instantly I noticed that there were multiple cute girls here, one of which was a very cute petite 21 year old. She smiled and upstairs we went.

The rooms in Som’s Haven are definitely the best. They give you the most privacy, the lights are on so you can actually see the girl clearly, and there are even mirrors on the walls to give you some other views.

While the walls don’t go all the way to the ceilings I never saw another customer in the place on my 3 visits so noise isn’t a factor. Weird that the cheapest one with the best staff and best setup gets no action. Overall I was surprised at how nice this one was. Why have Thai blogs not been talking about it?

I find it funny that a place like this is literally right across Sukhumvit from Terminal 21 which is probably the best mall in Bangkok.

Walk onto Soi 14 and take the immediate right, on the left after the Thai restaurant with lots of people sitting outside, is Som’s Haven. Some girls should be sitting outside waiting for customers, and there’s a bar inside too. Pick a girl and head upstairs to the blowjob rooms.

The price is right here as well, only 700 baht. And not some 700 baht for 3 ugly girls and 1000 for the rest. All the girls were 700, and multiple girls were worth taking.

I am sad that I found out about this place just before I left. If I were going to live in Bangkok long term (I am not) I would be going there multiple times a week.

Bangkok Blowjob Bars Location

This map shows Dr BJ’s (now called Wood bar) at the top on Soi 7/1, and Kasalong and Lolita’s next to each other at the bottom off Soi 8. ‘Chai Saman Alley’ also links to Soi Nana.

Then this map shows Som’s Haven on the left on Soi 14, and Afterskool bar halfway down Soi Cowboy on the left if you’re walking from the MRT exit, or on the right if you enter from Soi 23.

Ranking The Blowjob Bars On A Small Sample Size

1 or 2 visits to each place is not anywhere near enough to judge the quality of the girls working there, and the quality can change from day to day. All I can do is judge them from what I saw, and Som’s Haven was CLEARLY the best blowjob bar in Bangkok.

It had the most attractive staff, the best rooms, and was the cheapest. 100 baht isn’t much to a tourist, but if you are visiting them 50 times a year that would be $150ish in savings.

Second I would probably go with Lolita’s, but that is just because when I was around they had hotter girls. They probably have the worst rooms so if the girls get worse they would be at the bottom.

Next I guess I would go Kasalong just because Dr. BJ’s singling out 3 girls as the cheap ones policy kinda tilts me. Also I think at Dr. BJ’s you are going to have to put up with more noise and distractions.

I don’t really consider Afterskool a blowjob bar, but it’s nice to have an option right there on Cowboy. I think you can also get a blowjob at many of the small bars on Cowboy and supposedly at ‘Moonshine Joint’ you may even be able to get one for 500 baht. Too bad I found that out so late.

Of course on days when you don’t feel like going out to blowjob bars you can also find Thai girls to hangout with on dating sites like ThaiCupid and Thaifriendly. Most of the girls on those sites are curious about foreigners.

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38 Responses

  1. frank says:

    Angeles has BJ bars. There are two next to boomerang hotel and a bunch more over by the wild orchid hotel. These girls specialize in BJs from 700-1500 pesos.

    Pattaya has BJ bars too over on soi 6.

    • nomadphilsnomadphils says:

      after that german dude got busted im not sure the ones by wild orchid still do on site action

      those are all more ‘short time’ bars then bj bars, sure you can get a bj there, but the actual bj bars in bangkok (and a couple in pattaya like lolitas) all have girls that are really good at their job, at the short time bars its hit or miss

  2. Brockstar says:

    I have not been to a bj bar, frankly I can’t finish from a blow job, it’s gotta be full on face fucking (fat chicks are great for that, lol).

  3. thibault says:

    lol at the guys from the PI thinking thailand is as conservative as there because of that.
    here s the link to a thai blog that speaks of it. it includes a link (at the end of the text) to an uncensored video (you dont see anything directly anyway)

    https://www.stickboybangkok.com/news/farrang-gone-wild-arrested-fined-soi-6-sexploits/

    so: the songkran festivities in thailand are totally outrageous, this kind of behaviour is in fact the norm, and would have stayed if it werent for those stupid social medias.
    the repression from authorities is far from being oppressive. 500 bath (15 dollars) fine maximum, and the extravagant amount of zero jail term. i so much fear for this man. i hope he can survive thai non jail. i heard they were very non hard.
    what the police really wants is people to quickly forget as they always do and pass to the next “scandal”. they dont really want to lose time with this kind of BS.

  4. Joe says:

    Dante,
    How long do you estimate it will be until you release your make money as a digital nomad ebook?

  5. Skins says:

    Nice run down there. You know, I’ve never been to Soms Haven. One early afternoon I took a stroll up Sukhumvit to scope it out. CLOSED.

    Funny because I walked past that restaurant that was crowded for lunch, went and tugged on the locked door of Som’s, then turned around for an awkward exit… FAIL. 😀

    Then I checked out Lollipop which had just opened. There was one ugly lady sweeping the floor and another miserable bitch eating a bowl of spicy smelly slop. She grunted at me “blowjob?” I said no thanks…

    Back to old reliable kasalong! Lolitas and Kasalong open up early. I often pop in there on my way to breakfast. God I love these places… I truly believe they are the best mongering on the planet. Who doesn’t love a good hassle free BJ on demand?

  6. Shelbyville says:

    I dont wanna be a pain in the ass, but if you are taking the second side street on the right and passing through Lolitas then you are coming from Soi 8 not Soi 6.
    Soi 6 basically is a huge construction side at the moment, if you come from Soi 6, there is literally nothing except a huge Hotel and a construction side which you pass on your way. It is actually difficult not that easy to find if you come from Soi 6, easier from Soi 8 as you described in the post.

  7. Mister says:

    DON’T NOT GO TO SOM’S HAVEN!!
    I just left there May 7, 2016 at about 11pm and I can not believe how horrible it was. The girl grabbed me as I was walking up and ushered me in to pay. On our way up the stairs to the room she seemed extremely annoyed. I asked if she was ok she responded with a stare and pointed me to the room. I should have asked for a different girl.
    The girl was horrible at her job and it was at times painful, WTF!? Several times she would actually stop, look up at me like “I can’t believe your making me do this”. This happened SEVERAL times. Made me feel like shit. Then she said to me 5 more minutes and I stop. There is a sign clearly saying you have 30-40 minutes before additional charge. After the 4th or 5th time stopping and looking at me I just told her to stop and I left. Fucking horrible. On the way out a girl in front said please come again. I should have let her know how disappointed I was but was so angry I just wanted to leave.
    I recommend going to Kasalong’s nearby where the girls are MUCH better. DO NOT GO TO SOM’S HAVEN!!!

    • kick2dantekick2dante says:

      lol this is why i say your mileage may vary

      though i have NEVER had a bad blowjob at any blowjob bar, seems do me they do a very good job of screening out girls that can’t do a good one, your experiences are completely different then mine were there

  8. Mike says:

    @Mister,

    What is the name of that girl? I love to force facefuck bitches like that

  9. long john says:

    DaDi at Soms, absolute awesome. Ass licking, ball sucking, cim and all over her pretty face, brilliant!

  10. jspilljspill says:

    Just went to Som’s Haven didn’t see any hot girls outside or inside, you have to just get lucky, same with Kasalong. Girls come and go all the time and have days off etc. or will be with customers.

    Agree on the mirrors on the walls being a nice touch, the better lighting in the room, and less noise. Like the cute uniforms in Kasalong though. And Som’s Haven is a bit of a dive. Not that it matters.

    Anyway so yeah didn’t see any hot girls outside, asked if they had any more girls inside and started walking towards the door. Girl replies but can’t make out what she says, smiles and opens the door for me. No hot girls inside in the bar area, again asked her same question, and she kinda makes a barking noise, still smiling.

    Then I realised she’s deaf lol. Now I feel bad for her being disabled and she comes off friendly and enthusiastic, so I pick her and off we go upstairs. She makes little barking noises to direct me to the room, take my clothes off, head over to the sink to wash my dick, etc.

    Overall a decent BJ. She couldn’t fit more than half my D in her mouth, but put in a good effort with ball sucking and CIM. Tipped her 100 and she was super grateful

  11. thibault says:

    what i always said. not only language isnt required, but is in fact detrimental to pair bonding. language barrier is great, deafness is supreme.
    saw a mongers report once that said it was creepy to have a deaf. i say its pure genius. would you say its creepy if some disabled guy in a wheelchair worked in a position where he desnt need his legs?
    plus, with the advent of electronic communication, which is the big come back of the written language in everyday life, they re not disabled any more.
    they just show you their smartphone set on google translate, and then you bloody understand them better than you average low value girl that cant english. most even know written english well , as its their main window to the world.
    plus, imagine in a long term relationship. she wont shout and shit! the delay of having to actually write insults disarm most drama. she ll fucking be pouting, but… what a relief.

  12. Mister says:

    Mike, I didn’t get her name but she was thin maybe 5’5″. The usual light brown hair highlights with black towards the bottom. She has a bigger mouth and puts on makeup somewhat like its her first time, a little too much. She would probably start crying and scream if you tried to face fuck her. I will admit I gave Som’s a try again and it was like any other place. I did see that girl there and looked at me like she recognized me.

  13. Hi jspill or anyone has got a huge D. I am a clean ladyboy staying in Kuala Lumpur Malaysia. I love do BJ and getting faceF. Yes, it’s FREE! I dont know why i love BJ to much. Fyi, i am not an escort or money bitch. I have my own room, not in hotel or whatever. All meeting should be private and secret. Leave ur message in https://www.facebook.com/mimimarsha or WECHAT id: shemale-misha. See ya! 🙂

  14. Dr Wood says:

    Please note: Dr Bj just change name…. same address, same business, same price, same staff….. just a new name! Now is called Wood Bar

  15. Adil says:

    DO NOT GO TO SOM’s HAVEN!!! Heads up for patrons visiting Som’s haven. They have a wide range of girls at Som’s. Don’t be tempted though because you will definitely be scammed. I had a horrible experience. Picked a young, cute girl. Typical of most Thai personalities – I thought she would be quite friendly. She was quite the opposite. Absolutely rude. Refused to be touched. Was very angry to be there. Screamed, shouted and did not want to be there. Want to wrap up in 5 minutes. Eventually blurted out – I hate doing this! I hate Indians. Threw multiple fits and eventually just walked out. Pretty bad experience so just watch out.

  16. Guy says:

    Do the girls take off their clothes or do you have to ask?

    • jspilljspill says:

      all get topless and let you feel their tits without you asking, as standard, in my experience.

      and will be hoping for a small 50-100b tip for that

      for full sex i was quoted 900 tip in kasalong (so 1700 total)

      so i reckon a 200-300b tip would be enough for a full naked BJ, tops off and pants off. you’d have to ask and make it clear you’ll tip

      all depends on the girl though, some slutty ones might do it for 100-200 tip, and some might not do it unless you’re paying for full sex

  17. Anonymous says:

    Visited Som’s Haven for my first time today. I will be visiting again!

    Walked up to the bar about 1:20pm. Some of the girls were cleaning, but they invited me inside. I only saw 3 girls, but was lucky enough to be escorted upstairs by Nid, who the mamasan suggested. I said okay. Very friendly. She stripped down to her panties, helped me disrobe, washed my junk in the sink, sat me down, and received one of the finest BJs ever! I even had a her stop for awhile to extend the pleasure. No problem, no rushing. On my way out, about 1:50pm, the seats were full of girls sitting outside (12-14 girls). With a quick scan, I noted that I’d like to come back and try about 80% of them!

    Anyway, thank you for posting your blog. It was your blog that convinced me to try Som’s. Cheers and have a happy new year.

  18. Anonymous says:

    I am surprised you havent mentioned the famous star of light in patpong. This is hands down the best bj bar in bangkok.

    • kick2dantekick2dante says:

      hmmm, well, i only have a sample size of 1 visit but there was no way i was letting any of the 3 200 pound 40 year old ladies working there blow me when i could stop by som’s on the way home instead

      • jspilljspill says:

        Same, went Star of Light once and it was a couple old fuglies. But it does have a long history, probably used to be good.

        They also used to do the blowjobs in the bar itself but when I went they said they can’t anymore, has to be upstairs.

        So Afterskool bar is the only one left that sucks you off out in the open.

  19. Badboy198085 says:

    Damn !! I should have read this one before my visit got over !! I had gone to Dr BJ and the girl was older but she was quite enthusiastic and was nit a disappointment . Then went to ry out the Nataree , it has shifted to another venue and was quite a disappointment , tried out girl was okay but very average service , Also got a feeling that price varied as per nationality etc , mammasaan was very protective of the price list , lowest was 2700 baht , not worth it . Dr BJ Nuru was much better , though it is not a NURU place like in porn movies but closest I have seen . Also it s 2000 includes a BJ and a shot or TWO shots which ever way you like it . Soapy massage hugely over rated , wish I had checked out the SOM’s heaven place as I was hanging around Terminal 21 most days while in BKK . Will check it out next time . 700 sounds like a very good price is a major plus.

  20. Alex says:

    Got the clap from Dr BJ Deep Throat last May, think the attendant was ‘sucksitdeep’ or something along those lines. Cleared it up w Suprax and Zythromax attack, super glue exited in 6-8 hours. Doc also had me drink a lot of water for 3 days. Be warned guys.

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