Author: Dante

Handing out Numbers in BKK & Dumped by a Thai Girl

As I am traveling around Asia there are a few things I am trying to figure out. First I am looking for a unicorn fantasyland filled with 8s and 9′ that all give great blowjobs and will come to my room for free or for under $50. So far I haven’t found that place, but I will...

Picked Up A Thai Uni Girl On The BTS

I am writing this as I wrap up my month in Bangkok. I still have a few days left but for the most part my time here is over. I got a UTI right in the middle of it which slowed me down a bit, but all in all it was an OK month. As many...

“Partying” in the Bangkok Nightlife

OK OK I don’t really party, but this night was about as close as I get to doing so. Over the last 2 weeks I had basically done nothing at all because I had a UTI but I was finally finished with my meds and clear of it so it was time to head out into...

A Good Time To Take A Trip To Asia

It is always a good time to take a trip to Asia, but now is a very cheap time to visit as well. The dollar is strong and the local currencies are weak. That means great value for you. When I first moved to the Philippines when I would trade in a $100 bill I got...

Day In The Life of a Bangkok Expat

Well so far my Bangkok trip has been a bit of a bore. I got a UTI right in the middle of it and it took me out of any action for quite some time. Because I have no other life I am still trolling ThaiFriendly, ThaiCupid and the malls looking for future bangs once the...

Men’s Stories About Living in Asia on Blogs / Forums

Before I moved to Asia I spent a lot of time reading sexpat messageboards and blogs about Asia and the Philippines. Trip reports of other guys’ experiences banging girls, whether from dating sites or bars. Bangkok Gogo dancer via Club Electric Blue Lots of guys were sharing their stories, and many of theirs have turned out to be way different...

Special Massage in Thailand Prices & Pro Tips

The best value for sex in Thailand is arguably in the smaller massage shops.  They’re all over every city you visit, there are thousands and thousands of women working in them, and most get very few customers. So when they do get a customer they will be willing to go that extra mile and give a special...

My First Soapy Massage in Bangkok – Nataree

One of the things that I was really looking forward to checking out for my loyal readers was a soapy massage (‘ab ob nuad’) in Bangkok. If I was just traveling through Thailand and had no blog to write on I doubt I would pay for one. But I know what the readers want and I...

Living in Bangkok a Month

After doing a month in Pattaya I extended the 30 day visa waiver to 60 days for 1900 Baht and headed to Bangkok. Right off the bat when the bus got to the airport I pass a girl in a Hooters outfit. I snap a blurry creeper pic for the fans and walk past to check out the front...

My Philippines Addicts Forum Thread – Girls in Discos

As I have mentioned in the past Pinays cheat quite regularly and I don’t really have a problem being the guy they are cheating with. If she is gonna cheat it is going to happen whether it is with me or someone else so might as well be me. But this isn’t really about cheating girls....

Pattaya The Sexpat’s Disneyland

If you go to Pattaya you are sure to have a great time. There are many things to see and do, and many lovely ladies to see and do as well. Acrobat show on Walking Street But there are a lot of things about Pattaya that remind me of Disneyland. Actually it is almost uncanny how...

One Month in Pattaya For $1065

I did a Pattaya budget breakdown before but this is an updated version since living there again more recently. The first time I went to Pattaya 3 years ago I spent around $1250. To my surprise I actually spent quite a bit less than I did last time. Cost of Living in Pattaya 2016 I am actually quite...

Ripped off at De La Poste Blowjob Bar, Pattaya

In a rage as I write this, please bear with me. It was only a little over $8……. doesn’t matter I am still really pissed particularly at how it went down. This is more background to my last post about rip offs in Pattaya. First off don’t believe everything you read on the internet. The last time...

Is Pattaya Scam City? Tourist Trap? Thailand vs the Philippines

While I can’t really call much of the things I have seen in Pattaya ‘scams’ one thing is for sure: it is the biggest tourist trap I have been to in Asia. When comparing countries I like to compare cities to other similar cities. So for the sake of most of this post I will be...