Author: Dante

Checked Out 5 Blowjob Bars in Bangkok

It took me a while but I eventually found something I really liked in Thailand – blowjob bars. It can be hit and miss asking an Asian girl for a blowjob, even some hookers might say no (or ask you to put a condom on) or just not be very good at it. The only sure bet for BBBJ (bareback blowjob) and CIM (cum in mouth) is to visit blowjob bars. BJ bars are particularly convenient as you can walk in, have your balls drained then continue on your night out without needing...

Finding Filipinas in Thailand? Not So Easy

Even though I am very pro Philippines there are certain things I can’t argue – Thailand has better infrastructure, internet, value for money apartments, etc. I can see why more expats want to live there. Pinay in Pattaya! While I certainly wouldn’t mind having some better food, faster wifi, or knowing that I would be at a good hospital in the case of an emergency none of those things are as important as what living in the Philippines has to offer – much nicer, friendlier, and more genuine people. Not...

Insomnia / iBar Review, Pattaya | 2016 Prices

For those that aren’t aware the main nightclub for picking up prostitutes in Pattaya is Insomnia / iBar. Upstairs is the loud fistpumper disco (Insomnia), downstairs is the more laid back hang out bar (Ibar). There are stairs inside connecting the two and they use the same VIP card. Pics via Club Insomnia Pattaya Fan Page This is considered to be the best venue to meet freelancers in Pattaya. Think High Society in Angeles City. I normally hate hooker discos but since it’s such a good pickup spot and you can get...

PI Freelancers vs Bargirls | Prices, Pros & Cons

If you read up on the Pinay bargirl scene you will read many different opposing views. Some guys will say that you should never go with a freelance prostitute because she is more likely to have a disease or to try and scam you (I’ve never really had a problem). There are many different stories of scams but how often do they really happen? Or is it just a few isolated incidents that get told over and over again? And how much safer is a bar girl when it...

$17 Blowjobs in Pattaya – Week One

On this Pattaya trip it felt so nice to be back around so hookers. It’d been 3 years since my last trip and the main thing I remembered about the girls is that they knew what their job was and they were willing to do it. Pinay hookers like to think of themselves as just regular girls going out to party and maybe they meet a boy…… and then he pays them. But they aren’t hookers (!). Thais know what the deal is and that makes hookering...

Thai Girl Stomachs vs the Jolibee Belly

For the longest time I disagreed with most expats who say that Thai girls are sexier than Pinays. I don’t find Thais facial features attractive at all and that really turned me off to them. Thai girls, tight stomachs Then add in the fact that there are so many ladyboys in Thailand and a decent percentage of the women have ladyboy-ish looking faces it really threw me off. One of my biggest mistakes I made was accidentally going into a ladyboy bar my first night...

Pattaya Ebook Guide & Map

Pattaya, Thailand is a great mongering destination and perfect if you need a break from flaky Pinays. Just like my PI city guides, this ebook is a blueprint for your first Pattaya trip, including where to stay, where to go and how to do it all on a budget. Complete with a Google map of all the nightlife spots. If you don’t have a Kindle there’s an Amazon app to read ebooks on PC or mobile. For my loyal blog readers, here’s a free 1000 word excerpt. The rest is on...

Taking a Break from Pinays – Thailand Sex Trip

Recently I was getting frustrated with the flakyness of Pinays, I had basically went all of 2015 without picking up any hookers, only going for girls on dating sites or at the mall, and it was quite taxing on me. Don’t get me wrong it was a lot of fun and I learned a lot, but honestly I miss freelancers and bargirls. If you miss hookers where better to go than… Did You Miss Me Pattaya? Sure I could have just gone back to Angeles City but...

Are Filipinas Getting Fatter? (Fried Food in the Philippines)

The Philippines is definitely not known for its food and thanks to a lot of it being fried and oily, plus a lot of western fast food around, you’ll notice Pinays have more cushion for the pushin’ than other Asian girls. None of the local dishes look particularly tasty and I have only ever tried one. It’s called pork adobo and it is actually quite good if you get it at the right restaurant. Then there’s Sisig which a lot of people like. The majority of...

Cebu Budget Breakdown

I usually spend a little under $1,000 a month when living in Cebu. I could probably get it a bit cheaper if I wanted to move further away from the center of the city. But since I spend the vast majority of my time when out in places like Ayala, IT Park, and SM I will pay a bit more to be close to them. Cebu is like the rest of the Philippines in that you get bad value for your apartments. It is just...

Why I Hate Hooker Discos

Hooker discos in the Philippines are some of the most annoying places on the planet. I hate partying and literally have no clue what you are supposed to do in a nightclub. I walk in, walk a lap, see the hottest approachable girl and target her. I wait for the right time, go up and say hi and get rejected. I try twice more and go home. This is how it goes every time. I don’t dress up, and put no effort into gaming them. They’re prostitutes....

Working Girls By City: Angeles, Cebu & Manila

Been getting some excellent questions on the Facebook page about finding Filipina girls for sex if you’re only in town for one night or a few hours and don’t have time to wine and dine a date. Luckily there’s plenty of P4P (pay for play) options in the major Philippines cities. I go into the finer details of the red light scene for each city in my ebooks and maps, and a lot of other topics, but here’s a brief rundown if you just want to know where...

The Walk Of Shame in Asia

The walk of shame refers to walking back to your hotel or apartment past the same people you see everyday once again bringing a different girl back. Maybe the sun is just coming up and people are going to work, and there’s you looking ragged after a heavy night with another sexy Pinay on your arm. Some guys will seek out special hotels that have back doors so they can avoid this. For me it’s not a big deal, I have no shame. I feel it...

Getting Laid on Sinulog

Most readers already know this, but for those that don’t I am not into partying or discos and have zero clue how to pick up a girl in one. Well over this past weekend in Cebu they had ‘Sinulog’ which basically means half the city is a giant disco, so I didn’t have much choice. BikiniPhotoSafari Sinulog on Flickr It’s a religious festival held every year on the third weekend of January. The main day was Sunday but the entire weekend was just nuts. The closest thing I...