Author: Dante

“Partying” in the Bangkok Nightlife

OK OK I don’t really party, but this night was about as close as I get to doing so. Over the last 2 weeks I had basically done nothing at all because I had a UTI but I was finally finished with my meds and clear of it so it was time to head out into the Bangkok nightlife. I messaged my buddy who lives here and asked him if he wanted to head to Nana Plaza later because I wanted to watch some girls...

A Good Time To Take A Trip To Asia

It is always a good time to take a trip to Asia, but now is a very cheap time to visit as well. The dollar is strong and the local currencies are weak. That means great value for you. When I first moved to the Philippines when I would trade in a $100 bill I got 4,200 pesos. I felt like I was getting great value everywhere I went and I was, but it pales in comparison to what it is like now. Get A...

Day In The Life of a Bangkok Expat

Well so far my Bangkok trip has been a bit of a bore. I got a UTI right in the middle of it and it took me out of any action for quite some time. Because I have no other life I am still trolling ThaiFriendly, ThaiCupid and the malls looking for future bangs once the meds do their thing. But other then that I have been doing nothing. Finally yesterday I had a semi interesting day for a day in the life post. Nothing...

Men’s Stories About Living in Asia on Blogs / Forums

Before I moved to Asia I spent a lot of time reading sexpat messageboards and blogs about Asia and the Philippines. Trip reports of other guys’ experiences banging girls, whether from dating sites or bars. Bangkok Gogo dancer via Club Electric Blue Lots of guys were sharing their stories, and many of theirs have turned out to be way different than mine. Some of them are just obvious BS the guys were making up, others may have actually been true. I’ll start with some of the more outlandish ones...

Special Massage in Thailand Prices & Pro Tips

The best value for sex in Thailand is arguably in the smaller massage shops.  They’re all over every city you visit, there are thousands and thousands of women working in them, and most get very few customers. So when they do get a customer they will be willing to go that extra mile and give a special massage to get a tip because it is one of their few chances to earn.  That tip always doesn’t need to be a huge one. Thailand Sex Massage Tips...

My First Soapy Massage in Bangkok – Nataree

One of the things that I was really looking forward to checking out for my loyal readers was a soapy massage (‘ab ob nuad’) in Bangkok. If I was just traveling through Thailand and had no blog to write on I doubt I would pay for one. But I know what the readers want and I must deliver. What I expected Everyone on the Thailand nightlife message boards said Nataree is the best place for a soapy and I might as well go for the...

Living in Bangkok a Month

After doing a month in Pattaya I extended the 30 day visa waiver to 60 days for 1900 Baht and headed to Bangkok. Right off the bat when the bus got to the airport I pass a girl in a Hooters outfit. I snap a blurry creeper pic for the fans and walk past to check out the front view. The front looks pretty good and since I will be in BKK for the next month I decide to go write my line down on a piece of paper...

My Philippines Addicts Forum Thread – Girls in Discos

As I have mentioned in the past Pinays cheat quite regularly and I don’t really have a problem being the guy they are cheating with. If she is gonna cheat it is going to happen whether it is with me or someone else so might as well be me. But this isn’t really about cheating girls. This is about hookers. On my favorite PI messageboard Philippines Addicts I have started a couple threads about giving my number to a hooker when she is already with...

Pattaya The Sexpat’s Disneyland

If you go to Pattaya you are sure to have a great time. There are many things to see and do, and many lovely ladies to see and do as well. Acrobat show on Walking Street But there are a lot of things about Pattaya that remind me of Disneyland. Actually it is almost uncanny how similar they can be when you start to think about it. Too Many Selfie Sticks I heard recently that Disney World was going to start banning selfie sticks because...

One Month in Pattaya For $1065

I did a Pattaya budget breakdown before but this is an updated version since living there again more recently. The first time I went to Pattaya 3 years ago I spent around $1250. To my surprise I actually spent quite a bit less than I did last time. Cost of Living in Pattaya 2016 I am actually quite shocked that I spent so much less. Part of it is because the Baht is much weaker than it was last time. Back then when I traded in a...

Ripped off at De La Poste Blowjob Bar, Pattaya

In a rage as I write this, please bear with me. It was only a little over $8……. doesn’t matter I am still really pissed particularly at how it went down. This is more background to my last post about rip offs in Pattaya. First off don’t believe everything you read on the internet. The last time I left Pattaya 3 years back I had two main regrets. The first was that I didn’t get a special massage from the shop (they call them massage shops) next...

Is Pattaya Scam City? Tourist Trap? Thailand vs the Philippines

While I can’t really call much of the things I have seen in Pattaya ‘scams’ one thing is for sure: it is the biggest tourist trap I have been to in Asia. When comparing countries I like to compare cities to other similar cities. So for the sake of most of this post I will be comparing Pattaya to Angeles City and Sihanoukville, Cambodia because both are similar touristy type places. First lets do some quick price comparisons on a few things to see how...

Get More Bang For Your Buck in Asia Ebook

This ebook details how I live on around $1k/month in the Philippines and around South East Asia. Whether you’re on a short trip or making a permanent move, this should help you out with budgeting and getting more bang for your buck – with chapters on apartments, banking, food, and of course girls. If you don’t have a Kindle there’s an Amazon app to read ebooks on PC or mobile. For my loyal blog readers, here’s a free chapter below. The rest is on Amazon for $2.99. Get More Bang For Your Buck...

What are Thai Girls Like – Month In Pattaya

Week 1 in Pattaya my mind was kind of blown about the sexyness of Thai girls’ stomachs and how much better the bodies were overall compared to Pinays. I was on cloud 9 and thinking how by the time I finish traveling it wouldn’t surprise me if I got an education visa and spent a year in Pattaya. Week 2 the luster began to fall off. It was still a good week, but I was beginning to realize some things about Pattaya that I did not...