Author: Dante

Living in Bangkok a Month

After doing a month in Pattaya I extended the 30 day visa waiver to 60 days for 1900 Baht and headed to Bangkok. Right off the bat when the bus got to the airport I pass a girl in a Hooters outfit. I snap a blurry creeper pic for the fans and walk past to check out the front view. The front looks pretty good and since I will be in BKK for the next month I decide to go write my line down on a piece of paper...

My Philippines Addicts Forum Thread – Girls in Discos

As I have mentioned in the past Pinays cheat quite regularly and I don’t really have a problem being the guy they are cheating with. If she is gonna cheat it is going to happen whether it is with me or someone else so might as well be me. But this isn’t really about cheating girls. This is about hookers. On my favorite PI messageboard Philippines Addicts I have started a couple threads about giving my number to a hooker when she is already with...

Pattaya The Sexpat’s Disneyland

If you go to Pattaya you are sure to have a great time. There are many things to see and do, and many lovely ladies to see and do as well. Acrobat show on Walking Street But there are a lot of things about Pattaya that remind me of Disneyland. Actually it is almost uncanny how similar they can be when you start to think about it. Too Many Selfie Sticks I heard recently that Disney World was going to start banning selfie sticks because...

One Month in Pattaya For $1065

I did a Pattaya budget breakdown before but this is an updated version since living there again more recently. The first time I went to Pattaya 3 years ago I spent around $1250. To my surprise I actually spent quite a bit less than I did last time. Cost of Living in Pattaya 2016 I am actually quite shocked that I spent so much less. Part of it is because the Baht is much weaker than it was last time. Back then when I traded in a...

Ripped off at De La Poste Blowjob Bar, Pattaya

In a rage as I write this, please bear with me. It was only a little over $8……. doesn’t matter I am still really pissed particularly at how it went down. This is more background to my last post about rip offs in Pattaya. First off don’t believe everything you read on the internet. The last time I left Pattaya 3 years back I had two main regrets. The first was that I didn’t get a special massage from the shop (they call them massage shops) next...

Is Pattaya Scam City? Tourist Trap? Thailand vs the Philippines

While I can’t really call much of the things I have seen in Pattaya ‘scams’ one thing is for sure: it is the biggest tourist trap I have been to in Asia. When comparing countries I like to compare cities to other similar cities. So for the sake of most of this post I will be comparing Pattaya to Angeles City and Sihanoukville, Cambodia because both are similar touristy type places. First lets do some quick price comparisons on a few things to see how...

Get More Bang For Your Buck in Asia Ebook

This ebook details how I live on around $1k/month in the Philippines and around South East Asia. Whether you’re on a short trip or making a permanent move, this should help you out with budgeting and getting more bang for your buck – with chapters on apartments, banking, food, and of course girls. If you don’t have a Kindle there’s an Amazon app to read ebooks on PC or mobile. For my loyal blog readers, here’s a free chapter below. The rest is on Amazon for $2.99. Get More Bang For Your Buck...

What are Thai Girls Like – Month In Pattaya

Week 1 in Pattaya my mind was kind of blown about the sexyness of Thai girls’ stomachs and how much better the bodies were overall compared to Pinays. I was on cloud 9 and thinking how by the time I finish traveling it wouldn’t surprise me if I got an education visa and spent a year in Pattaya. Week 2 the luster began to fall off. It was still a good week, but I was beginning to realize some things about Pattaya that I did not...

Checked Out 5 Blowjob Bars in Bangkok

It took me a while but I eventually found something I really liked in Thailand – blowjob bars. Not something you can find living in the Philippines – sure you can get a BJ from any random bargirl, but there aren’t many venues specialising in blowjobs, full of girls with expert skills, where you can walk in have your balls drained then continue on your night out. All with BBBJ (no condom blowjob) and CIM (cum in mouth). Cute uniforms @ Kasalong Blowjob Bar As someone who actually prefers a...

Finding Filipinas in Thailand? Not So Easy

Even though I am very pro Philippines there are certain things I can’t argue – Thailand has better infrastructure, internet, value for money apartments, etc. I can see why more expats want to live there. Pinay in Pattaya! While I certainly wouldn’t mind having some better food, faster wifi, or knowing that I would be at a good hospital in the case of an emergency none of those things are as important as what living in the Philippines has to offer – much nicer, friendlier, and more genuine people. Not...

Insomnia / iBar Review, Pattaya | 2016 Prices

For those that aren’t aware the main nightclub for picking up prostitutes in Pattaya is Insomnia / iBar. Upstairs is the loud fistpumper disco (Insomnia), downstairs is the more laid back hang out bar (Ibar). There are stairs inside connecting the two and they use the same VIP card. Pics via Club Insomnia Pattaya Fan Page This is considered to be the best venue to meet freelancers in Pattaya. Think High Society in Angeles City. I normally hate hooker discos but since it’s such a good pickup spot and you can get...

PI Freelancers vs Bargirls | Prices, Pros & Cons

If you read up on the Pinay bargirl scene you will read many different opposing views. Some guys will say that you should never go with a freelance prostitute because she is more likely to have a disease or to try and scam you (I’ve never really had a problem). There are many different stories of scams but how often do they really happen? Or is it just a few isolated incidents that get told over and over again? And how much safer is a bar girl when it...

$17 Blowjobs in Pattaya – Week One

On this Pattaya trip it felt so nice to be back around so hookers. It’d been 3 years since my last trip and the main thing I remembered about the girls is that they knew what their job was and they were willing to do it. Pinay hookers like to think of themselves as just regular girls going out to party and maybe they meet a boy…… and then he pays them. But they aren’t hookers (!). Thais know what the deal is and that makes hookering...

Thai Girl Stomachs vs the Jolibee Belly

For the longest time I disagreed with most expats who say that Thai girls are sexier than Pinays. I don’t find Thais facial features attractive at all and that really turned me off to them. Thai girls, tight stomachs Then add in the fact that there are so many ladyboys in Thailand and a decent percentage of the women have ladyboy-ish looking faces it really threw me off. One of my biggest mistakes I made was accidentally going into a ladyboy bar my first night...